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I've done such terrible things in Skyrim, you don't even want to know.
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You haven't lived until you have rampaged through Solitude or Windhelm as a werewolf.
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"It's a little snug..." complained Larfleeze as he squeezed himself into the Whiterun guard uniform. "What do you think, Icebrains, do I look like the fearsome defender of Whiterun I feel I am?" he asked the towering creature of solid ice he called friend. The massive golem simply shrugged and emitted a deep grumble of acknowledgement. "Yeah, you're right... I would look more scary with a great big warhammer, wouldn't I?" he asked with a smirk, not really expecting an answer.
"You know, you really shouldn't have punched him so hard." Larfleeze said, looking at the naked, dead guard he had just looted moments before, surrounded by the cheese and Tableware scattered by Icebrains. The ice monster merely grunted. "People will come looking for us, wondering where the boy and his 11-foot Ice Atronach went." Icebrains shrugged again, as if to say "Who cares?" "Good point." Larfleeze replied "Besides, they probably won't notice us when we walk ou- Oh right, you're not the stealthiest of the bunch" Larfleeze said, realising his mistake. "Oh well, we'll just have to chance it won't we?" he asked as the loud heavy footsteps of Icebrains echoed towards the exit of Dragonsreach Dungeons.

ROLL CREDITS

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Larfleeze said


I'll be waiting on the next update on the grand adventures of Larfleeze and his stone cold companion.
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genghismike said
I'll be waiting on the next update on the grand adventures of Larfleeze and his stone cold companion.


NEXT TIME ON: 'Whatever the fuck I'm calling this'.

- Larfleeze gets caught up in the annual Guard's rave



- Just who, or what is Papa Spooky?



Will our heroes escape Whiterun or will they be caught and thrown back into the dungeons? Find out next time.
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larfleeze said Guess who started downloading mods.


Everybody, like ten years ago.
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This is awesome!
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mdk said
Everybody, like ten years ago.


Well sorry, Princess I didn't realise you had to download mods a decade ago to be eligible for the Mod users club.
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Halo said
Is nobody going to comment on the fact that committing genocide in the game for lulzies is a little messed up? I mean. Yknow. My brother used to save his game on Fable II, go on a killing spree, culminating in murdering his wife and laughing when the game would tell him child protective services had taken his child away for doing so. Then he'd reload the save and do it again.


I try and give it serious thought from time to time when I genocide in games, but I just keep getting so distracted by the mad boners it gives me.
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scribz said
I try and give it serious thought from time to time when I genocide in games, but I just keep getting so distracted by the mad boners it gives me.


I suppose I should blame my Scottish heritage then.
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Larfleeze said

This was a mistake...



Looks like they have a.....

....*puts on shades*

A BONE to pick with you!



Goodnight everybody!

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Darog the Badger God said
Looks like they have a.........*puts on shades*A BONE to pick with you!Goodnight everybody!


BOOOOOOOOOO
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