I got a bucket of chicken...

[Frizan]

Let's do this.

[aza]

Meat off

[Darog the Badger God]

Azarthes said
Meat off

[The Nexerus]

I love fried chicken.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I hate chicken.

[Aragorn]

Chicken is gr8 m8.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

After you butcher chickens you are left wondering why people ever thought it was a good idea to eat birds.

Give me any large four-legged animal but I will never pluck feathers off a jiggling headless bird corpse ever again.

[Drakel]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I hate chicken.

But Rax, who doesn't love a nice, thick, juicy cock in their mouth? Let alone a full bucket of cocks!!!

[The Nexerus]

Drakel said
But Rax, who doesn't love a nice, thick, juicy cock in their mouth? Let alone a full bucket of cocks!!!

Hens, actually.

[Drakel]

The Nexerus said
Hens, actually.

The fuck? Who kills Hens when you can enslave them for eggs? That's just like killing cows instead of bulls. Hens are female, cocks are male...

[The Nexerus]

Drakel said
The fuck? Who kills Hens when you can enslave them for eggs?

The best part of a chicken is the breast meat.

[Darog the Badger God]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
After you butcher chickens you are left wondering why people ever thought it was a good idea to eat birds.Give me any large four-legged animal but I will never pluck feathers off a jiggling headless bird corpse ever again.

Lamb meat comes from that.

[Halo]

As I understand it, chickens have been genetically modified so that they lay mostly female eggs. The chickens laying eggs and the chickens we eat in supermarkets are all female. Cocks are comparatively rare, and are mostly for breeding purposes, as their meat tends to be inferior (and no, it wasn't just cold) and they're more aggressive.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Darog the Badger God said
Lamb meat comes from that.

Lambs are not birds though, I fail to see your argument.

I'd butcher a lamb.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Halo said
As I understand it, chickens have been genetically modified so that they lay mostly female eggs. The chickens laying eggs and the chickens we eat in supermarkets are all female. Cocks are comparatively rare, and are mostly for breeding purposes, as their meat tends to be inferior (and no, it wasn't just cold) and they're more aggressive.

My neighbors get a batch of meat chickens every other year, I'm pretty sure they're all male.

[Drakel]

The Nexerus said
The best part of a chicken is the breast meat.

Males technically have breasts as well so this is rather a pointless statement... however after looking up some sites and shit I learned that it is technically both hens and roosters in our buckets... ergo we're eating hens and cocks.

[Drakel]

Halo said
As I understand it, chickens have been genetically modified so that they lay mostly female eggs. The chickens laying eggs and the chickens we eat in supermarkets are all female. Cocks are comparatively rare, and are mostly for breeding purposes, as their meat tends to be inferior (and no, it wasn't just cold) and they're more aggressive.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
My neighbors get a batch of meat chickens every other year, I'm pretty sure they're all male.

Same with my older neighbors as well, and my grandfather and one of my friends... They had like, 2-5 females and then 20 fucking roosters.

As I said, I've looked it up cause I'm a stubborn fuck that loves proving people wrong and the reason they are so rare to see is because they grew to perfect slaughter size in just a few weeks and then are instantly thrown in to die and after a while (A month or so) longer hens shortly follow in as well.

EDIT: In other words, Chickens are fucking weird but they taste good.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Butchering birds is just gross though. I've butchered deer, skinned coons, filleted fish. All those were fine but butchering birds is a pain, and the smell is awful.

[Halo]

If you buy a chicken in the supermarket, chances are it is a female chicken. That is fact. Of course you can eat males, it's meat like any other meat - usually as capons after they've been castrated (and therefore develop similarly to females.) But having just looked this up, it appears that female chickens are preferred and are the ones generally sold in supermarkets and such, due to better meat quality (and other, more logistical reasons.)

[Giygas]

I'm a death machine