God exists. (Crude humor, not for the easily butthurt.)

[ViKtoricus]

God exists and you're stupid if you're an atheist.

God exists because... well, I can give many reasons, but why would I if you are not even gonna listen?

[mdk]

I thought this was supposed to be humor, not a factual statement.

[Overwatch]

mdk said
I thought this was supposed to be humor.

Fix'd.

[Edgey]

mdk said
I thought this was supposed to be humor, not a factual statement.

My guess would be he's trying to invoke Poe's law. No matter what he says, it's technically impossible to tell for sure.

[Kaga]

You'd have to be reeeeeally fucking sensitive to get butthurt from this.

[stark]

Kaga said
You'd have to be reeeeeally fucking sensitive to get butthurt from this.

Stranger things have happened in Spam.

[mdk]

Sherlock Holmes said
Stranger things have happened in Spam.

or, like, every single corner of RPG

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

It doesn't really matter because everyone is KB's alt.

Nothing matters.

Everyone is butthurt.

[Vordak]

Penis bangwagon exists. Because.

BECAUSE

because

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it hurts hurts hurts

butthurt
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1. Mmmmm
2. Crude
3. Humor
4. CRUDE HUMOR

/[lis]t

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GOD: i am an atheist.
DOG: Bark.
GOD: ph hah lol you silly thing.
DOG: stfu bitch itchitchitch itch

itchitchitchitchitch GGGGOOOQOOOOOOOOOooooooo ooooooooOODDDDD

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Jesus promised eternal life, Thor promised to get rid of the Frost Giants.

I don't see the Norse gods anywhere?

[ViKtoricus]

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Jesus promised eternal life, Thor promised to get rid of the Frost Giants. I don't see the Norse gods anywhere?

Eternal Life equals getting rid of the Frost Giants AND Eternal Life. Getting rid of the Frost Giants is just one thing, Eternal Life is two things in one...

Because once the Frost Giants realize that you're unkillable, they'll waste no time with you and go harrass someone else. And then they'll die of old age, unlike you because you have eternal life.

Christianity is superior.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

ViKtoricus said
Eternal Life equals getting rid of the Frost Giants AND Eternal Life. Getting rid of the Frost Giants is just one thing, Eternal Life is two things in one...Because once the Frost Giants realize that you're unkillable, they'll waste no time with you and go harrass someone else. And then they'll die of old age, unlike you because you have eternal life.Christianity is superior.

That's what I mean.

[mdk]

[idlehands]

I cut myself opening this thread.

[Larfleeze]

ViKtoricus said
Eternal Life equals getting rid of the Frost Giants AND Eternal Life. Getting rid of the Frost Giants is just one thing, Eternal Life is two things in one...Because once the Frost Giants realize that you're unkillable, they'll waste no time with you and go harrass someone else. And then they'll die of old age, unlike you because you have eternal life.Christianity is superior.

Go back to Helheim, you dishonourable corpse. Christianity doesn't have Loki TYING HIS SCROTUM TO A GOAT'S BEARD AND THEN PROCEEDING TO PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH IT TO APPEASE A GRIEVING JOTUNN WIDOW BECAUSE THE ÆSIR KILLED HER HUSBAND.

[Mr_pink]

I don't think you understand that the point of humour is to be funny.

[Gwazi Magnum]

[Smiral]

man is this a trash thread

[The Silver Paladin]

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Jesus promised eternal life, Thor promised to get rid of the Frost Giants. I don't see the Norse gods anywhere?

Actually, the Norse put Christianity after Ragnarok in their Norse Religion. it was essentially syncretism. Also, when people say "Christians killed killed more than anyone in history!" False, Nothing against Jews, (I have Jewish Blood.) but Jews killed more than anyone. Read the Old Testament.

[Doivid]

Smiral said
man is this a trash thread

And to think, spam was revived for a short time.. For this.

For this.