Insult the person above you.

[idlehands]

I hate when you use third person, it's not funny and it's annoying and kind of creepy.

[Shy]

I hate how your sig entrances me for so long.

[Frizan]

your father smelled of elderberries.

[KuroTenshi]

You're a dooty head

[Overwatch]

Gosh... I can't come up with a good one... I'm too nice.. q..q

Your set is confusing... I don't like it as much as your old one.

[BrobyDDark]

Why does your signature look like it's having an orgasm? It's totally not ok for this site!

[KuroTenshi]

[Overwatch]

Rats...

Spiderman is funny! your sense of humour is stupid!

[BrobyDDark]

You insult people. That makes you a monster. *throw's a malatov at you*

[Frizan]

Only assholes throw malatovs. Fight your enemies with a sword like a man.

[Overwatch]

Only assholes use a sword on one who isn't armed! Be honorable and give your opponent a sword!

[BrobyDDark]

Only assholes say assholes.

[Overwatch]

Oh look now, a walking contradiction. Wait....

you know what, you just called tourself an asshole, does that count as an insult for me?

[The Nexerus]

You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[BrobyDDark]

You could suck a Grammar through a Nazi.