"UMADPUSSY?"
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"UMADPUSSY?"
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Breh.
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Man, you and @Altered Tundra are like me and Haley.
Also, after playing too much World of Warships, I had a ship dream.
And you, Wade, tried to kill me with you super fast battleship.
Unfortunately for you, I ended up oneshotting you, broke your hull in half, and then scuba dived for goodies after you and your crew all sank and drowned :b
Yeah, apparently I was supposed to be texting someone else, but instead the number was somehow switched to yours. Then your overpowered ship appeared from behind the island in front of me and started circling my smaller ship really fast.
Then I killed chu ^^, @Wade Wilson.