Google Picture War

[WilsonTurner]

How does that beat Smaug

SMAUG IS FIRE

SMAUG IS DEATH

[tactful cactus]

Obligatory~

[Rogue Sloth]

[Robeatics]

[WilsonTurner]

Tip #1:
Never-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever use photobucket for pictures. They're assholes who won't ever let the ACTUAL link to the pic ever escape their website. Drag their images to a new tab= open their website with the picture amidst ads. Drag a regular image to a new tab= opens just the image link.

[TheUnknowable]

[WilsonTurner]

[KuroTenshi]

[TheUnknowable]

[How does Nathan Fillion defeat David Boreanaz? I'm going to assume when Nathan Fillion was in Buffy.]

Meet River, defeater of the Reavers and middle finger pointed at the Alliance.

[WilsonTurner]

Uhm...
You know nothing of Nathan then
Nathan beats everything.
Mal beats everything.
They both beat everything.
A vampire won't stop Nathan.
A vampire won't stop Mal.
A less-handsome-than-Nathan guy won't stop Nathan.
A less-handsome-than-Nathan guy won't stop Mal.

Do you see where I'm going with this?
Nathan/Mal is the God of Awesome.
He is unbeatable

He also owns a starship and a crew and the loyalty of everyone. River's a bit odd, but Simon listens to Mal, so Mal > River

[TheUnknowable]

You ain't gettin' any of this, Mal, cause you're kind of an A hole.

[WilsonTurner]

Pfft
Uh-huh
Sure

[TheUnknowable]

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I had to get Mal out of the way so I could lead you all into a trap.

[WilsonTurner]

[TheUnknowable]

Uh, Boss, I'm getting really uncomfortable here.

[WilsonTurner]

[TheUnknowable]

My hat's better.

[KuroTenshi]

[WilsonTurner]

[rush99999]