"I'm H.E.L.P.I.N.G."
"Ah don' want none of yer belly achin', 'orseman. I jus' gutted tha' poor sodder wit' thi' 'ere bottle, see?" Holds up a rather bloody, broken bottle for Marius to gander at.
Marius: "Then way does it look like you all are too busy with that mage?"