"
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM."
The disco-lover spun his shoulders, his eyes closed as he fell into the ecstasy of stretching one's shoulders. As the shoulders moved like two bicycle wheels traveling at the speed of sound, Baylor found himself biting his lip out of the pure awesomeness of stretching. He loved stretching, and knew of stretching methods that all yoga instructors would not recommend to even those who had the
balls guts to them.
Many people were laughing! People loved him! Thus, Disc O. felt so loved, a pink heart composed of light flashed behind him as if he were ascending to another level that no man had dared to trek through. Soon, the pink heart turned into a holy, yellow light before fading away.
"
OH! Mmm, mmm, mmm," Disc O. said as he consumed a chocolate bar instantly, "
I loooooooooooooove this adrenaline I'm feeling!"
Soon, however, Disc heard something that caught his attention.
"
Flower boy! Dude, wake up!"
And so, Disc turned away from paying attention to his invisible glory, his eyes glistening as he turned to... a guy coughing up blood.
Oops. Wrong dude.
Disc turned once more, finding the boy with glasses sort of collapsed on the floor.
"
Oh! I dunno how, but it looks like..."
Disc O. Baylor put on a pair of sunglasses as he flashed the pose he struck earlier.
"WE GOT ANOTHER KING OF THE DANCEFLOOR! LOOK AT THAT POSE, PEOPLE!"
It took Disc several "
Uns"s to actually notice that the flowery person did not move at all. Confused, the man tip-toed over (while wildly swinging his legs up in the air for no reason, that is) to the boy who fainted.
Kneeling over the boy, he felt his pulse by touching his neck. Raising an eyebrow, Disc picked up the boy (Penn) by his cheeks, rubbing them furiously as he asked,
"
'EY! 'EY! YOU THERE! YOU TO DISC! YOUTUBE DISC- Ooh, I haven't thought about Youtube Discs before... WAIT, THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT THING HERE!"
For once, Disc actually said something correct.
Shaking the boy's cheeks a little more, the Disco King turned to a woman (Evelyn) who happened to stand near him as Disc asked,
"
'Ey there, random bystander! Please don't mind me as I pick up this pretty person lying on the ground like a hippo! Ima go put this guy... in the... the..."
Disc thought about what he was going to say before blurting out,
"
...the gates of the school. Because no one's gonna notice him if he's out there, right?! AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
With that said, the Disco King picked up the boy, clutching Penn's chest and legs like some sort of weird-a-s crab before beginning to spin his way... straight into a wall.
Disc began to spin around as soon as he stopped moving. He then began to roll across the wall, albeit at a slow speed.
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"
AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Deathedge stared in horror as he saw a suspicious man crash into the wall before spinning his way across one of the hallway's walls.
Now, despite the fact that Deathedge wanted to live a normal life, he had been sent into a plethora of situations where he was being tracked down by weirdos who wanted to pick a fight with him. One of such cases involved Deathedge fighting a genuinely crazy man who believed he was a Transformer, and seeing the suspicious man (Disc) rolling across the wall with some traumatized girl(?) in his arms severely disturbed him.
Deathedge humorously punched the disco-maniac as he screamed in horror,
"WHAT'RE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIING?!"
"AGHHHHH! I'M HIT! FISSION MAILED, COLONEL!"
As Disc fell on the ground with the boy in his arms, Deathedge dusted a fist as Disc asked him,
"
Bruhhhhhhhhh. What're ya doin', dude? This pretty person needs help!"
"
So do you. You just made me feel like punching you."
Deathedge shook his head. So apparently, the man (Disc) was
not kidnapping the pretty person. Still, he did not feel like apologizing-
Actually, he felt like apologizing.
"
...Sorry," Deathedge muttered as he began to walk away from the scene, not bothering to look back. "
Carry on with whatever you were doing, then."
"
HERMERGER DIDNEY WURL-"
"
GOOD F--KIN' GAWD, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And so, the white-haired man proceeded to brush past several other people (Evelyn, Leon) in the hallway before attempting to find a quiet spot for him to enjoy. He wondered how on Earth he would be able to make friends if everyone had some sort of weirdness in them.
(Disc stood up and continued to move weirdly)