Men vs. Women Race to 1000

[WilsonTurner]

-323

>is still patting Haley on the head, cheerful and happeh

D'aww
You're so cut when you're in denial
It's okay Haley
You can go :b
It is okay

>gives one last pat to reinforce his point, and offers ice cream

[Sugar and Spite]

>Slinks away.

-324.

[WilsonTurner]

-323

>watches her go

She'll be back.

>preps the ice cream cannon

She'll always be back

[Sugar and Spite]

>Stays in her own little dark corner.

-324.

[WilsonTurner]

-323

>is waiting patiently.

[Sugar and Spite]

>Is still in the corner.
>With her Mini-fridge.
>And her pizza.

-324.

[WilsonTurner]

>offers a coke, tea, or giant pot of freshly brewed, excellent tasting coffee

[Sugar and Spite]

>Also has coffee.

you forgot.

-235.

[WilsonTurner]

>has better coffee and is about to drop it

-234

[Sugar and Spite]

>Has the most elite coffee in the history of foreverness.

-235.

[WilsonTurner]

>is now pouring the coffee on Haley because powermode and metagame

-234

[Sugar and Spite]

>The corner is in another dimension. In another galaxy. In another time.

-235.

[WilsonTurner]

>is an quantum physics-styled omnipresent being that is connected to every living being in the entire universe of universes through quantum entanglement

>you cannot escape

-234

[UrbanEvolution]

>Greentexting outside of 4chan.

Normies...

-233.

[WilsonTurner]

>Has only been once to 4chan
>has never returned
>does this because easy differenttext that doesn't use *___* or ~___~

-232

[Wade Wilson]

>wonders how the fuck we got to the 200s
>decides to join the winning team
>why the fuck not
-231

[WilsonTurner]

@Wade Wilson
>got to 200 from 300 because Haley skipped a hundred and I went with it and she never noticed
>Either be your gender or just don't play, yeh?
+1

[Wade Wilson]

@WilsonTurner
>oh thx m8

-332

[WilsonTurner]

-330 right now, actually. You didn't take into account my +1, which is adding one to the current number.

[AlteredTundra]

-329