So I've been thinking about making an adaptation of the opinions bandwagon. (I know, cause I'm original)
And given the small amount of people that frequent here atm I figure I'll be able to keep up with any demand at all.
So here's the idea. You're gonna post here and I'm going to tell you what consistently comes to mind about you. What bugs me, what I can't just get past about you.
It could be a story, a metaphor, a smilie, an explanation, an observation, a confession of love, a hate speech, anything that comes to my mind. And as we all know, my mind is basically LSD... mixed with meth, with a pinch of cinnamon for kick.
All of this will be styled and articulated in the traditional Aza style. So... vague, and a little offensive. and baseless
Mostly baseless.
So go ahead nerds, my body is decently prepared.
I love you. Will you marry me?
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I love you. Will you marry me?ASTA. You're like. A limeaid. I look at you, and I'm like Fuck yeah, Limeaide. And then I drink you, and I pucker up cause wow that is full of sour. Then I totally fall in love with it. Then I put it back in the fridge to fall victim to the same cycle. I'll marry you bby
Sloth The Potato Salad of People
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I'm sure this will be very insightful.
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I'm sure this will be very insightful."Who are you, again?"
Sloth The Potato Salad of People
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"Who are you, again?"Just a guy who's been around. Mostly visited spam during the early days of NewGuild. I'm a very interesting person. I'm also not sure if I was supposed to answer that or not. I'll go back to my hole now.
Kill Bones
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4 yrs ago
Oh no
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Oh noKill Bones. You're like The super ego to my regular ego.
Kill Bones
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Kill Bones. You're like The super ego to my regular ego.Okay yeah but who is the id that you need to mediate between it and I That was a good, clear sentence I just typed right there I award it 10 oscars and one gold star
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We don't have an ID
that's what makes our banter so dysfunctional.
And broken
Mostly broken
BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey
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So, I just post here and get shat on? Sounds like something I can be down with.
All the stuff that isn't about how much you love me, plz!
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So, I just post here and get shat on? Sounds like something I can be down with.Broby I find that you're like a firecracker. When you're on, you're gr8 but when you're off I'm like Nah Now usually these are random. Also, I'm convinced you could change your avatar to match Larfreeze and there would be no difference.
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All the stuff that isn't about how much you love me, plz!David Protip; Is like someone who finds the answer key to your entire world, and then cheats on all the tests that make up your personality. And normally, when you encounter someone like that. either you want to let him into your heart places, or you want to rip him limb from limb. Yeah
andromedene
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1 yr ago
None of this makes sense. Are you doing drugs? Your mother and I are very worried about you.
Rina Coffeeholic
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15 days ago
I probably haven't been around in spam long enough for one of these yet but I guess I'll join in. Let's hear what you have to say.
Frizan Free From This Backwater Hellsite
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2 yrs ago
u wot m8
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None of this makes sense. Are you doing drugs? Your mother and I are very worried about you.A classic example of how two people with completely different personalities can get along perfectly fine on the internet. What a modern aged wonder. (PS: I haven't been high in a good while, but my friend is thinking of making Cannibutter. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. I'm all up on that butt :3)
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I probably haven't been around in spam long enough for one of these yet but I guess I'll join in. Let's hear what you have to say.Two many Rs, confirmed as not sister.
andromedene
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This was unexpectedly easy to understand and very kind. I hope you have a good night. <3None of this makes sense. Are you doing drugs? Your mother and I are very worried about you.A classic example of how two people with completely different personalities can get along perfectly fine on the internet. What a modern aged wonder. (PS: I haven't been high in a good while, but my friend is thinking of making Cannibutter. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. I'm all up on that butt :3)
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