If you could write a Superman story what would it be about?

[Revans Exile]

When did people start classifying Batman as a superhero?

@Azarthes

Not sure when, it's stupid.

Don't you have to have super powers to be a superhero? Isn't he just a normal hero?

@Azarthes

IMO if you don't have super powers you are just an ordinary hero or villian.

[TheMusketMan]

It's already been written

@Azarthes

Holy shit, put the guy who wrote that in charge. Also Ghost Rider ftw

[The Patriarch]

Ironman - Extremis enhanced. Off the list of non-powered superheroes. Captain America - Super Soldier Syrum. Off the list of non-powered superheroes. Nightwing - Poor man's Batman. On the list. Black Widow - Red Room Variant of the Super Soldier Syrum. Off the list of non-powered superheroes. Batwoman (Barbara) - Paralyzed poor man's Batman. Super Soldier Syrum. Off the list of non-powered superheroes due to inability to actually fight crime. Hacking doesn't count either, otherwise the real world has quite a problem with supervillians. Green Arrow - Batman with a bow and arrow and an addiction problem. Unreliable, he barely qualifies to be on the list.

(And 20 is a lot, man, you rude.)

I picked twenty because I wanted to give you a chance to actually pick more than two. You only got two. As for you thinking being asked to name twenty powerless superheroes is rude sounds like a you problem not a me problem.

Superman is still the better hero and he is a lot more fun to read.

@The Patriarch

Superman is quite littarly the most boring hero on the face of the planet.

@Revans Exile

that's your opinion, he's still around even after over 70 years. He is an excellent character and people who hate on him need to stop telling people what's good and not good

[Revans Exile]

that's your opinion, he's still around even after over 70 years. He is an excellent character and people who hate on him need to stop telling people what's good and not good

@The Patriarch

I will just as soon as Kidd gets off his high horse about Batman. Until then nothing changes.

[Robeatics]

Lois dies, Earth has a gillion superheroes by then, so Kal becomes an interstellar wanderer for a time.

@Ruby

Except he gets his powers from yellow stars, I think, which basically confines him to just Earth and the inner rings of our solar system. And I'm sort of hoping he dies before Lois.

[Ruby]

Lois dies, Earth has a gillion superheroes by then, so Kal becomes an interstellar wanderer for a time.

@Ruby

Except he gets his powers from yellow stars, I think, which basically confines him to just Earth and the inner rings of our solar system. And I'm sort of hoping he dies before Lois.

@Robeatics

Science is fun kids: Earth's sun is a star, one of a near incalculable number of stars in space. While our sun is really spiffy, it is not unique in the universe. You can find G-type main sequence stars (the type our sun falls into) in more places than simply Sol System. PS: Our sun isn't actually yellow. It's white.

[Kidd]

that's your opinion, he's still around even after over 70 years. He is an excellent character and people who hate on him need to stop telling people what's good and not good

@The Patriarch

I will just as soon as Kidd gets off his high horse about Batman. Until then nothing changes.

@Revans Exile

I'm sorry if my opinion about Batman offends you. I didn't mean that;;; That's all it is and I understand that: it's just one opinion, haha. You don't have to take anything I'm saying seriously. But, I don't see my opinion about Batman changing any time soon.

[Revans Exile]

PS: Our sun isn't actually yellow. It's white.

@Ruby

And the sky is green, and water is orange. Right?

[TheMusketMan]

[Robeatics]

Lois dies, Earth has a gillion superheroes by then, so Kal becomes an interstellar wanderer for a time.

@Ruby

Except he gets his powers from yellow stars, I think, which basically confines him to just Earth and the inner rings of our solar system. And I'm sort of hoping he dies before Lois.

@Robeatics

Science is fun kids: Earth's sun is a star, one of a near incalculable number of stars in space. While our sun is really spiffy, it is not unique in the universe. You can find G-type main sequence stars (the type our sun falls into) in more places than simply Sol System. PS: Our sun isn't actually yellow. It's white.

@Ruby

Yes, but we are still a long ways away from any other stars, and if (such as in Dark Knight Returns) Superman can go all withered and weak from just from taking massive amounts of damage while the sun is blotted out by dust, what would happen if he tried venturing into the depths of space in search of proper stars like the sun? If his immunity to space's extremes falters for even a second while he's zooming through the galaxy, boom, dead.

@TheMusketMan

[TheMusketMan]

@TheMusketMan

@Robeatics

Let's not go to the dark place.

[Robeatics]

I know the feeling, dude. :(

[cunfuzzler]

On the topic of the title... Thank god, it already exists!

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[TheMusketMan]

On the topic of the title... Thank god, it already exists!

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@cunfuzzler

HAH!

[Robeatics]

On the topic of the title... Thank god, it already exists!

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@cunfuzzler

WAIT SUPERMAN IS THE KING OF MARBLES TOO?? OP!!!! Also, what the hell, Target Kid?

[FacePunch]

A Superman story? That's easy. All of Superman's rip offs would be teleported into the sun, and Superman proceeds to beat all of them at once. A more serious story would be about Superman attempting to stop World War 3, all the while slowly losing his powers due to pollulation and smog severely reducing the amount of sunlight that enters the atmosphere. The story ends with all tyranny wiped off the face of the earth, and the Justice League appointing trustworthy individuals to control the government while the JLA becomes a world peace keeping force. It would have to be Else world, of course, but who cares? --- All this Superman/Batman hate is just..blergh. They're completely different personas; total opposites. Fans of one are more likely to dislike the other. Just because you dislike a character means they're a poor character - it just means you dislike the character. Personally, I think they're both great.

[Jerkchicken]

Superman filing a TPS report during unpaid overtime

[Smink]

About his crush on Robin.

[Dead Girl]

Since Superman can take anything, I thought how would Superman be if we was smoking weed each and every day. Oh, he moved to Colorado and set up a store selling weed.

[The Patriarch]

Since Superman can take anything, I thought how would Superman be if we was smoking weed each and every day. Oh, he moved to Colorado and set up a store selling weed.

@Dead Girl

I'm now imagining superman trying pull off a Jamaican accent as he smokes weed lol!