[IC] Franchise Death Battle

[Gandalf]

Zer0 does many backflips and other evasive maneuvers to dodge the attacks you made and then charges forward himself to attack with his digistruct katana after the danger is averted.

[Zerofighter]

Slade cursed as he dodged the strikes. he blocked the katana with his Promenthium blade, once the two sword collided, Slade quickly brought the pistol up and fired at the man's chest severaltimes

[Gandalf]

Zer0's digistruct decoy fades out of existence as the pieces of lead disrupts its form. "How funny/that you believe/I will not succeed" Zer0 presses the Conference Call up against your skull and empties the magazine of Hyperion AP rounds into it as his light bending stealth field fades.

[Gandalf]

"Game Master/Free this number/I have defeated my opponents"

[Zerofighter]

Slade stood, slashing the guy's back, and jumped back. His Nth Metal, andPromethium armor held. One shot hit him though. He said "Nice try....but didnt help you much." He ran fast slashing the guy several times with his promethium sword, and blasted him back with the energy staff

[Gandalf]

"Like a phoenix/I will rise/from the ashes" (Here Zer0 is referencing the New-U stations, not that he is actually immortal) He then disintergrates into digistruct particles and vanishes.

[TheUnknowable]

The Bride waited until the Orange and black masked man's back was turned and stood up behind him. She cleared her throat and, as soon as he turned around she reached for his uncovered eye to snatch it out. She'd done it before in battle, but never when so injured. She only hoped she was fast enough.

[Zerofighter]

Slade froze, as his other eye was snatched out. He roared loudly, and tackled her. "Ill kill you for that!" He screamed, and gripped her through tightly. He began punching her in the face over and over, his blade fell beside them

[TheUnknowable]

Lying on the ground, getting hit in the head repeatedly, she knew she didn't have much time. She had dropped her sword when he tackled her, but his was almost close enough. As she punched him in the temple with one hand, she stretched and slid as best she could, something that was difficult given that someone was kneeling on top of her, and managed to grab enough of the hilt to pull it towards her. She pointed the sword towards his head and stabbed him as hard as she could. The sword was made out of the same material as his armor. Hopefully that meant that it would penetrate.

[Zerofighter]

Slade roared ashe pounded the woman as hard as he could. Sending blow after blow onto her body. He then cursed feeling her punch his temple. Part of his mask broke off. He froze faaling over, as the sword hit his head. Hisn last words were Rose.

[TheUnknowable]

"Congratulations!" said the Games Master. "You advance to Round Two." The lights dimmed. "We just went to a commercial break. You've got three minutes before we begin round two." A bean landed at her feet. "That's a Senzu Bean. It will fully restore your health and energy." The Bride ate it and picked up Slade's gear. His body had disappeared. She quickly put on the outfit, stopping only to cut an extra eye hole in the mask. She threw what weapons she didn't want away from her, keeping his sword, energy staff, and pistols. She didn't bother with any other guns, though, as she didn't use them, though she did keep the ammo so that noone would use them against her.

[Gandalf]

Benny slowly rose to his feet, recently awoken by the announcer sounding cat who was congratulating a broad or somethin'. "Whoa, what the hell is happening here?"

[Zerofighter]

Deadpool woke up and said "Wow! Im in another roleplay. The guy who is using me just got done with another. Well lets have some fun." he saw the Bride's outfit. "Why does that look so familiar? Either way she is F. I. N. E." Deadpool had a idea why he was here, and pulled two machine guns from nowhere. He began firing at them while shouting BANGBANGBANGBANG.

[TheUnknowable]

"CALM DOWN!" Boomed the Games Master, sealing Deadpool in a forcefield. "We've still got a minute and a half worth of commercials left. I brought you here from your worlds to fight for the entertainment of my viewers. You must kill or incapacite the other fighters to win. If you win three rounds in a row, I release you with all of your prizes you collected from the dead. This woman won Round One." When the time was up, the lights came back up and the forcefield around Deadpool fell. "Round two." the Gaes Master said. "Begin."

[Zerofighter]

Deadpool sighed and said "FIne kill timewill wait." His eyes widen "Commerecial! Oooh I hope your airing a Taco Bell Commercial I love it there!" He waited and when it was time to start he teleported behing them. He took out a bag from nowhere and threw it "I hope you like a bag of grenades!"

[Willy Vereb]

*RING*RING*
*RING*RING*

OTAKON: Snake, where are you?
SNAKE: ...Grgh, my head.
OTAKON: Snake! Are you alive? Something is interfering with the signal, all monitors a black! SNAAAAAAKE!
SNAKE: ... Otacon. Grgh, if it's really you I think I'm not dead yet.
OTAKON: SNAKE! Thank goddess you're still alive! All of sudden you just disappeared. Snake, where are you!?
SNAKE: Hm, stone walls and ceiling. The door is barred. I think I'm in some sorts of dungeon.
OTAKON: Dungeon? Are you held prisoner? Are you tied up?
SNAKE: Meh, my hands are free and I've got all of my equipment.
OTAKON: C4? Rocket launcher? Metal Gear Mk. II?
SNAKE: All of my equipment.
OTAKON: That's strange... Wait! I've got a way how to penetrate the interference. Snake! Press R1 while assuming a crouching position!
SNAKE: Got it! Any better?
OTAKON: Just a little more...litlle more...YES! I've got visual Snake! Wow, you were sure right! This room is almost like a dungeon. Either that or...Snake! What is the color of the sand?
SNAKE: I checked that already. It looked red.
OTAKON: Snake, this is no mere dungeon. You're in a gladiatorial arena! Looks nearly authentic to me.
SNAKE: ...You sure?
OTAKON: There's no mistake!... Snake! I just got your soliton radar signal!@TheUnknowable Somebody is coming your way! Be careful!
*Transmission Ends*

[Zerofighter]

Deadpool said "Wow, finally were starting again. Ooh new target!" He froze and his eyes widen. "SOLID SNAKE! Im your biggest fan." He tried to teleport bu the belt wouldnt work. "Stupid belt." he took it off and smashed it with a hammer. He ran over with a white notebook and a pen that was also a knife. "Mr.Snake? BEfore I fill you with a hundred holes can you give me your autograph?"

[TheUnknowable]

The Games Master spoke to the players through a speaker in the wall. "Welcome to the arena. You were brought here from your dimension to fight for the entertainment of my viewers. You must either kill or disable the other people in the arena, though death is preferable, as it guarantees that they won't get up and stab you in the back. The last one to survive will be declared the winner, and if you win three rounds you will go free. At the end of every round the winner gets to salvage whatever they want from the dead, and will be fully healed. The winner of the last round salvaged a set of armor with an orange an black mask from the man she killed. She is known as The Bride. That is all I can tell you. In three minutes the lights will come up and the fight will begin. Good luck."

When the time was up, he dropped the forcefield around Deadpool and turned up the lights.

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When the lights came up, The Bride started wandering around, looking for another combatant. She saw a man in armor and started walking towards him, hoping to negotiate a temporary truce to take out the others. He seemed to be a skilled warrior judging by his armor. Just then the man in red and black spandex started running towards him, so she ducked behind a concrete pillar to see what would happen. That's the idiot that was throwing grenades around earlier. she realized. She'd have to be careful around him. Maybe the other guy could take him out though.

Then he started yelling about being the guy's biggest fan and she realized that unless this was some sort of Misery thing, there was little chance of them fighting. It was much more likely that they would team up, putting her at a disadvantage. She'd have to get rid of one of them fast. The lightly armored one would be her best chance, so she made her way over to them. Hopefully, the man in red would turn his back to her and she could decapitate him quickly. If it came to a drawn out fight, she doubted she could win against both of them.

[Zerofighter]

"Sorry Mr.Snake. Gotta start the killing. I'll get th autograph later maybe. Probably not." He said shrugging. Deadpool looked at the Bride with Deathstroke's armor, and then at Slade's dead body. "Why does that remind me of someone..but who? Oh well. KIllING TIME!" He pressed a button on his teleporting belt, that somehow got working and teleported in the middle of the room. He took out two Uzis, and had on rollerskates. "People in the audience dont look away!" He began spinning while firing madly. As the Uzis ran out of bullets he shouted "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"

[Zerofighter]

Wade teleported behind The Bride and said "Marryme?" He swung his sword slashing off her head. Wade shouted to the Game Master and the audience "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? I AM THE MERC WITH THE MOUTH! THE REGENERATING DEGENERATE! I AM SPiDERMAN. Shit wrong name. I mean Deadpool!" Hetook out a boombox and began dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk But then he looked seeing he missed and only cut part of the armor. "Damnnit."