[IC] Franchise Death Battle

[TheUnknowable]

She dove out of the way, thankfully protected by the armor she wore. When he stopped to reload she jumped at him, swinging downward, cutting off his left arm. When she realized that it didn't seem to affect him she stood there, stunned.

[Zerofighter]

Deadpool said "Damn missed." He looked over at his arm. "Huh...oh dammit/ That was my touching hand. Dont worry I got this." He got down and picked it up. He put the arm back on the spund of the flesh and bones snapping back together could be heard. "Lets see what I have in my bag." Out of nowhere Deadpool pulled out a tommygun. "Say helloto my little friend!" He began firing at her like crazy. He heard the gun click. "damn empty." He pulled out his swords and charged at her

[TheUnknowable]

She drew her Hanzo sword and deflected his blades, sliding his blades to the side. She looked at her blade and saw that it was badly damaged. Deadpool's blades had cut mostly through it. "Damn." she said, as she drew Deathstroke's promethium sword. She held the sword up to block his next attack, when a wave of pain shot up her side. she looked over to she blood coming from a whole in her armor, a whole which seemed to be closing itself off.

[Zerofighter]

When she pushed him back with her sword he did a backflip kick, kicking off part of the mask. He looked seeing her face. "Well...Im in love." HE said smiling. he looked seeing the armor heal. "HAX! I call HAX!" He shouted to her. Wade saw the huge sword. "Are you a member of the thundercats? Oh well I have something special for that suit." Out of nowhere he drew a katana. "Carbonatium Sword. Perfect for killing those healing folks." He teleported behind her and slashed her back. Deadpool kicked her and began shooting at her with his other hand,

[TheUnknowable]

"You just reattached your arm, and you don't like a self-repairing suit of armor?" He teleported behind her and slashed her back, and she fell forward. No, she thought, I can't lose. She felt bullets go through her.

[Zerofighter]

"Hey! Thata different! Im awesome." He said in his defense. Wade jumped forward slashing her again before kicking her back again. 'Im gonna have some fun." He teleported infront of her and slashed by her side. He put the sword away grabbed her hair and slammed his forehead into hers

[TheUnknowable]

Dazed, but not out, she pushed herself away and, before she collapsed from the pain, rapidly hit five key pressure points on his chest. "Five point palm exploding heart technique." she said as she fell to the ground.

[Zerofighter]

Deadpool said "Ooh I know what happens next." He walked five times then collapsed. after a few minutes he sat up. "All better.....damn that regeneration helps a lot. Hey...are you still alive?"

[TheUnknowable]

The Bride had managed to crawl over to Deadpool's sword while he was out and lift it up about an inch before collapsing again, unconscious. Unfortunately her one chance, the sword which stopped rapid healing, was just too much of an effort to lift.

[Zerofighter]

He got up and walked over. he slammed his foot on her hand "No touchy! Thats a collector Item I used it when some douche versin of me killed Wolverine! (AS SEEN IN DEADPOOL KILLS MARVEL UNIVERSE4!) Deadpool picked up the blade and said "Sorry hotstuff...no hard feeling. Say hi to my girl death!" He slammed the carbonatium sword down on her neck. He picked her head up and said "wow I sure love you deadpool!" He said using the head as a puppet "I love you to!......wow Im a sick fuck.."

[TheUnknowable]

"Indeed" said the Games Master. "Congratulations! You advance to Round Three." The lights dimmed. "We just went to a commercial break. You've got three minutes before we begin round three. Now, ordinarily, I would give you a senzu bean to heal your wounds, but you don't seem to need it. So, instead..." A plate of chimichangas appeared at his feet. "Don't forget to loot the body, now. You wouldn't want to disappoint your fans by dieing too quickly now, would you?"

[Zerofighter]

"Chimichangas!" He began eating them and looked at the body. "Lets see.....laser staff ok. Pistols. sure. Bombs why not." He picked up the promethium blade "I HAVE THE POWER!" Deadpool then looked at the armor. "Eh...I dont need it." He then said A senzu bean like in Dragon Ball Z?! Let me have one I always wanted to have one!" He took out a dagger and stabbed himself a few times :Oh ow...I need a senzu bean." Deadpool said