Name: Jō'deci
- (Jō is a formal Lapine title, Deci is the rabbit's preferred and birth name, literally meaning 'Old Thousand Twice' in Lapine)
Age: 3 + 2/4 yr
(Lapine years)
Appearance: Deci is a small bunny. Her brown fur has a golden gleam to it, her antlers are literally golden and her feathers have a bronze shine. Her body is covered in sweet Lapine tribal tattoos. Her reddish brown eyes hold the expression and anger of over-four
(this means infinite in Lapine) bunnies.
Species: Winged Jackalope, Lapine
Personality: The teachers at Bunny School would always ask the kits what they wanted to do with their lives. Whenever they got around to Deci, the runtiest of them all, she would always squeak her answer by quoting some song, typically saying something along the lines of
"I just want to get my dick sucked and multiply them zeros!" Teachers would then ask her if she knew what that meant, and she'd usually respond that it had to be something about sugar cubes. The older Lapines would then assume the days old bunny must know what she's talking about and move on.
That is the kind of bunny Deci is.
Deci is outspoken, confident, and cocky, to the point that her hip-hop inspired braggadocios might be seen as megalomania. Her deep appreciation for the intricacies of Lapine culture also influence each action and thought she has, and she has a tendency to slip into speaking Lapine mid sentence. She see's herself and her species as superior to those around her and this may bleed over through clear superiority issues with filthy non-rabbits. Her appreciation for music may also lead to her speaking in iambic pentameter composed entirely of song lyrics. Or just plain freestyle.
You should check her mixtape on Myspace, it drops pretty soon.
Likes:- Lapine pride/mythology
- Lapine virgins
- Flying
- Urban poetry
- Spitting straight bars of fire
- Music
- Grass (both kinds)
- Lettuce (both kinds)
- Sugar
- Green veggies
- The 80's and 90's
- Fat $tack$
- Getting high and doing gangster shit with her homies
Neutral Opinion:- Orange veggies
- Red veggies
- Blue veggies
- White veggies
- Purple veggies
- Neutral Milk Hotel
Dislikes:- Being a Lapine deity
- Having antlers
- Wolves
- Snakes
- Parasitic or poisonous insects or arachnids
- Animals that do not fall under the category 'Lapine'
- Talk radio
- Tasks that require patience
- Haters
- The loss of said fat $tack$
History: Apparently, at some point in her quest for lettuce (both the monetary kind and the vegetable kind) she somehow managed to become embroiled in the middle of a battle between the trickster deity
El-ahrairah, his foil
Prince Rainbow, and the personification of death itself, the
Black Rabbit of Inlé.
After entire weeks of cleverly navigating quests and trials both epic and terrifying, and facing the gods and these challenges with courage and aplomb, the bright Lapine god,
Frith, the one above all, granted Deci with seat in the Lapine pantheon, as
Jō'deci, the
'Golden Two Stacks.'
Maybe?
In all honesty, Deci wasn't paying much attention as it all happened. She just knows she doesn't fit in with her tribe at the warren ever since she became a golden winged jackalope. All in all it hasn't been a very Gucci experience. Would not recommend.
Other: n/a