I Can't Be The Only Person Who Hates Kids

[Jurassic Weeb]

Lemme bitch for a bit. Alright, so I don't really hate kids... they just annoy the shit out of me. Odds are by the time I'm 40-something, I'll look like Ben Stiller's character in DodgeBall (at the end of the film), and acting like Alan Grant from Jurassic Park, griping how kids are messy, expensive, etc. My mother wonders why I don't like kids. Then again, she's going through the empty nest phase of life. Next thing you know she's gonna fly to Vegas, and wind up living on the street fighting homeless guys for food.

... Wow. Just reading that, I feel like a complete asshole. Oh well. That's what this subforum is for: coming off as weirdos, assholes, and dumbasses. And chauvinists. Whatever kinda -ass or -ist you are.

[Keyguyperson]

Yeah, kids are terrible.

[aza]

You're never the only fucking person.

[Smink]

This is normal. You might change your thoughts once you'll get one. Who knows.

[Jurassic Weeb]

This is normal. You might change your thoughts once you'll get one. Who knows.

@Smink

Well I changed my mind when I had a girlfriend. But since we broke up I've reverted to hating kids once more. Ironically enough, I help out at my local YFC center. Mostly for the free WiFi, snacks, and playing Xbox. Popping Grunts in the head and assassinating Elites is a good way to relieve stress.

[Smink]

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Well I changed my mind when I had a girlfriend. But since we broke up I've reverted to hating kids once more. Ironically enough, I help out at my local YFC center. Mostly for the free WiFi, snacks, and playing Xbox. Popping Grunts in the head and assassinating Elites is a good way to relieve stress.

@Otaku95

Fair enough.

I've experienced one weird accident that had to do with kids. I went to this one park just to sit down on a park bench and read some magazines. Kid and his mom sits a bit further away from me. Kid gets up starts to run arround and of course yelling, I'm cursing the kid in my mind and thinking ways to beat the shit out of him (not that I ever do that irl) just that helps me to calm down. I get back to reading my magazine and once i'm in it I suddenly feel someone falling down infront of me by touching my foot. Like some unvisible force was bringing him to me. Like some shadow demon pushed him onto me and saying "Here, take him" with an evil grin. But that's of course just my imagination. I get back to reading the magazine and few more moments later some other people approaching me on bycicles, a man and a kid, looked like father and son. The kid looked almost the same age. And this kid also falls on me almost strucking me with his bike, but felt on the bench next to me. Also looked like some invisible force pushed him. It made me wonder that day, was it just coincidence? It most likely was as I'm not really into believing that mysticism is a real thing. But I have heard that can happen if you think of someone negatively. Although I don't believe it either.

[idlehands]

Mostly its just hating other people's shitty kids who act like little pricks because the parents are too busy posting on Facebook to care if junior is screaming his head off and chunking his fries over into the next booth.

[Smink]

Mostly its just hating other people's shitty kids who act like little pricks because the parents are too busy posting on Facebook to care if junior is screaming his head off and chunking his fries over into the next booth.

@idlehands

This.

Also parents won't really see that moment when kids start learning to do evil things. Making fun of other kids in school and so on.

[Gwazi Magnum]

I like kids.

But they are a lot of hard work, and a lot of effort needs to be put in my parent if you want them to come out well and healthy at the other end.

[aza]

I like kids.

@Gwazi Magnum

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[Doivid]

That bit about your mom seemed like a bit of a non-sequitur, I couldn't figure out its relevance.

I used to dislike kids when I was younger. But now if a kid pulled shit I'd have more of a beef with the parents. The ones I've cone across recently have been somewhat well behaved.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Grr. More fuel to the fire. Before I start, does anyone know if kids were pricks before the invention of the internet? I have a feeling the answer is: no.

So I'm using the computer at my local library. I signed on at 4:30, and booted one of the kids off when it was my turn. Then his friend calls for the librarian and says that she should have kicked the kid off. Next, I got some headphones from the computer the kid's friends just left. She spazzed out, saying I couldn't do that. God, I hate this kid. She stole my phone a few months ago when I was at the youth center and answered it when my girlfriend called. She damn near broke us up.[/rant]

[aza]

I was just reading a thread that you posted.
It made me laugh

[idlehands]

Some libraries don't have security cameras. I'm just sayin'

[HeySeuss]

I don't hate kids, but I do hate, get this, super-parents.

You know, the kind that get all militant about how being a parent is the highest calling, get superior because they're a parent, blah blah blah blah. Get a life beyond the kids, because they grow up and leave.

[idlehands]

"As a mother..."

Obviously now the highest authority, fuck your PhD.

[KuroTenshi]

I don't hate kids, but I do hate, get this, super-parents.

You know, the kind that get all militant about how being a parent is the highest calling, get superior because they're a parent, blah blah blah blah. Get a life beyond the kids, because they grow up and leave.

@HeySeuss

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[TheMusketMan]

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@KuroTenshi

Lol nice.

Also I like kids who aren't little shitheads, I just got finished playing basketball with a kid who was pretty cool.

[KaiserAuto]

I have quite the distaste for kids.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

I like kids. Culinary little delicacies in very large quantities.