ActRaiser Rules The World

[KuroTenshi]

[BrobyDDark]

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So Women ?

@ActRaiserTheReturned

Oh. . . I think I finally understand. It was Morgan Freemen. Morgan Freemen was in all those.

Who was Nelson Mandela then?

@ActRaiserTheReturned

The more he posts, the more I worry that I was right about the mental institution.

[Doivid]

I don't even feel right joking in this thread. There's something deeply sad here.

I wish I was being sarcastic or facetious but this is just straight up psychosis. I can't find it funny because today I'm a wet blanket.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm-6RR4sLXw

[Keyguyperson]

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The more he posts, the more I worry that I was right about the mental institution.

@BrobyDDark

I can confirm that you are. I can hear his crying from the one next to my house. In between sobs, he screams "Why won't spam love me? Why?"

[Gendarme]

I think Spam just hates everyone, doesn't it? Or maybe...Just maybe, and please, do hear me out. Maybe Spam is a machine that pumps out people who are shells of their former selves? The machine sucks in the innocent, and inside of this monstrosity people are put into a large metal pod wherein they are brainwashed to love the shitpost. To embrace it with all of their heart and mind.

Or I'm just talking out of my ass.

[BrobyDDark]

to love the shitpost

@Gendarme

Best way to spot a new guy? See if they mention Spam loving shitposts.

[Keyguyperson]

I think Spam just hates everyone, doesn't it? Or maybe...Just maybe, and please, do hear me out. Maybe Spam is a machine that pumps out people who are shells of their former selves? The machine sucks in the innocent, and inside of this monstrosity people are put into a large metal pod wherein they are brainwashed to love the shitpost. To embrace it with all of their heart and mind.

Or I'm just talking out of my ass.

@Gendarme

No. That's exactly what happens. Ha. Ha ha ha. Help. Help me. Spam stole it. My soul. Spam stole my soul.

Help me.

Help.

[Gendarme]

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Best way to spot a new guy? See if they mention Spam loving shitposts.

@BrobyDDark

I specifically stated, "Or I could be talking out of my ass." Don't take my theories too seriously, they are perhaps worse than any known malady in this world. I genuinely don't think that Spam loves shitposts. However, shitposts and shitposters love Spam. It's like flies to honey.

[BrobyDDark]

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I specifically stated, "Or I could be talking out of my ass."

@Gendarme

Yeah, but that would've been too easy to comment on.

[KnightShade]

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I can confirm that you are. I can hear his crying from the one next to my house. In between sobs, he screams "Why won't spam love me? Why?"

@Keyguyperson

Dude, I know you think you're being funny, but just think about what you're saying here. This is a private facility for sufferers of Spam Doesn't Love Me Syndrome. It's really discourteous of you to discuss its location.

[aza]

I think Spam just hates everyone, doesn't it? Or maybe...Just maybe, and please, do hear me out. Maybe Spam is a machine that pumps out people who are shells of their former selves? The machine sucks in the innocent, and inside of this monstrosity people are put into a large metal pod wherein they are brainwashed to love the shitpost. To embrace it with all of their heart and mind.

Or I'm just talking out of my ass.

@Gendarme

I SHOULD START UP A REUSABLE CONTENT BUSINESS

Words of advice:

Make sure they know that these threads are your threads and those threads are their threads. There is always the newb that joins into your threads with out being invited, most of them are harmless trying to either suck up to someone or prove themselves to everyone else. Sometimes they get a little ragey, but then you just prod them until they stop QQing. Generally you don't want to be in their threads either, they try to make relationships with each other so they can survive spam. It's really awkward to post in those threads because they stop talking or suck up to you. Some older spammers try to bully them, so a lot of them scatter to the VM's.

Eventually there will be notables that stick out in the new generation. Then there will be that one person that 'leads' this new generation of spammers. Generally it will be the person that can hold their own in threads. Most of the older spammers grow to accept this new person. This 'leader' person will get a lot of suck ups/jelly bitches, but they will represent that group, if s/he has any sense they will find the 'scapegoat'. The scapegoat and the leader will always be battling it out, the scapegoat will try various noob strategies like sucking up, or attempting funny, and will try to get out from the scapegoat position. The leader fights to keep he/r scapegoat in place

So as the days go on this new generation will split further. Eventually there will be one or two that break off into forum game only people. Some will go back to RPing. A lot of the new generation will separate themselves into two groups.

The "Older Members blame us for the downfall of RPG" group.
And the "We were accepted by Older Members, YAY ME" group.

The first group will spend their time being flamed, trying to give E-support to their fellow members. Make stupid threads, and rage with each other because they were about to be cool and the other's coolblocked me.

The second group will keep it's attachment with the first group, but they will be using memes, being in the 'events' and spend their time talking to the older members. Being on IRC, or being like Sophi and realizing this is all stupid bullshit and RP/Semi-leave.

You can expect this new generation to calm down late summer - early fall, and then a new generation will start appearing early - mid summer.

now its a well crafted joke.

[idlehands]

So many painful truths there.

[Gendarme]

@Azarthes One question about that post. What in the world is a jelly bitch?

[Keyguyperson]

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Dude, I know you think you're being funny, but just think about what you're saying here. This is a private facility for sufferers of Spam Doesn't Love Me Syndrome. It's really discourteous of you to discuss its location.

@KnightShade

Could you ask for someone to soundproof it? The cries of its inhabitants always keep me awake at night.

[KeysOfKayes]

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I SHOULD START UP A REUSABLE CONTENT BUSINESS

Words of advice:

Make sure they know that these threads are your threads and those threads are their threads. There is always the newb that joins into your threads with out being invited, most of them are harmless trying to either suck up to someone or prove themselves to everyone else. Sometimes they get a little ragey, but then you just prod them until they stop QQing. Generally you don't want to be in their threads either, they try to make relationships with each other so they can survive spam. It's really awkward to post in those threads because they stop talking or suck up to you. Some older spammers try to bully them, so a lot of them scatter to the VM's.

Eventually there will be notables that stick out in the new generation. Then there will be that one person that 'leads' this new generation of spammers. Generally it will be the person that can hold their own in threads. Most of the older spammers grow to accept this new person. This 'leader' person will get a lot of suck ups/jelly bitches, but they will represent that group, if s/he has any sense they will find the 'scapegoat'. The scapegoat and the leader will always be battling it out, the scapegoat will try various noob strategies like sucking up, or attempting funny, and will try to get out from the scapegoat position. The leader fights to keep he/r scapegoat in place

So as the days go on this new generation will split further. Eventually there will be one or two that break off into forum game only people. Some will go back to RPing. A lot of the new generation will separate themselves into two groups.

The "Older Members blame us for the downfall of RPG" group.
And the "We were accepted by Older Members, YAY ME" group.

The first group will spend their time being flamed, trying to give E-support to their fellow members. Make stupid threads, and rage with each other because they were about to be cool and the other's coolblocked me.

The second group will keep it's attachment with the first group, but they will be using memes, being in the 'events' and spend their time talking to the older members. Being on IRC, or being like Sophi and realizing this is all stupid bullshit and RP/Semi-leave.

You can expect this new generation to calm down late summer - early fall, and then a new generation will start appearing early - mid summer.

now its a well crafted joke.

@Azarthes

Jeez, how long has it been since you first wrote that? It was well before GuildFall, I remember that.