[OOC] Omnipocalypse [open]

[Skepic]

Hey I shall post this weekend. It's been a busy couple of days!

[_Middle_]

My bad guys. I have been working a lot lately. I will get a post up tonight.

[SimplyJohn]

[Skepic]

Oh hush, my post is on the way.

[Skepic]

*Twiddles thumbs*

[SimplyJohn]

*revs engine*

[SimplyJohn]

Harry: "Hey Hanna, do you ever get the feeling you're just a character in some weird computer game or something, just waiting for a user to press the right buttons to make you backflip and explode?"

[TheUnknowable]

Has'la: Occasionally I get asked to collect five of a random item and deliver it to a person in town for less than the items are worth. Once I had to escort a high-value teenage girl with no business being there through an enemy stronghold. Other than that I never get the feeling I'm in a game. Now, I've got to go "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a," so that I can make a free cooked chicken appear out of nowhere.

[SimplyJohn]

*Harry looks at Has'la blankly*

Harry: "'B, A'? Don't you mean 'Circle, Square'?

"The worst one for me was a mission where I was asked to escort this absolutely gorgeous woman out to a random spot in the middle of the desert. All the way through the mission she was coming on to me, and I was sure I'd be in for one hell of a night, but as soon as we made it to the random location she vanished into thin air!"

[Skepic]

So we've devolved into RPing in the OOC section then? I refuse to succumb to such barbarism!

[SimplyJohn]

Harry: "Barbaric? Who're you calling barbaric!?!"

*Harry angrily takes a bite out of the roasted leg of some guy he found dead at the side of the road*

[TheUnknowable]

So we've devolved into RPing in the OOC section then? I refuse to succumb to such barbarism!

@Skepic

Only if your character smacks the fourth wall and falls through.

[Skepic]

Harry: "Barbaric? Who're you calling barbaric!?!"

*Harry angrily takes a bite out of the roasted leg of some guy he found dead at the side of the road*

@SimplyJohn

[SimplyJohn]

Harry: "Yeah, yeah. I know what you're going to say, but it was this or the Pot Noodle and I had to draw the line somewhere."