[OOC] Lone Star (Sci-Fi/Space Exploration/Criminal) - Party Full

[SimplyJohn]

I'm beginning to get a little fond of Felix. It's a shame about what's going to happen to him shortly.

[Bonjour xx]

I'm beginning to get a little fond of Felix. It's a shame about what's going to happen to him shortly.

@SimplyJohn

Ooooooooo....... Dun dun dun!

You tease!

[SimplyJohn]

Ooooooooo....... Dun dun dun!
You tease!

@Bonjour xx

Nah, just thinking of what'll happen when his CO walks in on Felix and Ensign Ballard in the middle of their 'docking maneuvers'. XD

[Bonjour xx]

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Nah, just thinking of what'll happen when his CO walks in on Felix and Ensign Ballard in the middle of their 'docking maneuvers'. XD

@SimplyJohn

Preparing thrusters.... Permission to come on board.... Missiles ready to launch... Ready to recreate the Big Bang... Oh, baby, you make my white dwarf star expand into a red giant... Burning up on reentry... You can rotate in my orbit anytime...

Hehe, having too much fun with those :) And those are the polite ones.

[DJAtomika]

I took care of the scanning thingo.

[TTwoThumbsUp]

The only problem is that we're not actually in the Lone Star I believe, just the depressurization area for it between airlocks. Which is partly why Sevyn is still going to murderize Mez.

[DJAtomika]

Don't murderize him too much. Simon can't save corpses. Farvis could, probably.

[SimplyJohn]

I took care of the scanning thingo.

@DJAtomika

And results are in, not that there's much to look at right now. Perhaps the explosive decompression caused by someone ripping off the door damaged whatever was left in the chamber?

Don't murderize him too much. Simon can't save corpses. Farvis could, probably.

@DJAtomika

Why bother with a full corpse, just save a finger or toe and Farvis will have a cloned body ready in six to eight weeks.

[Bonjour xx]

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Why bother with a full corpse, just save a finger or toe and Farvis will have a cloned body ready in six to eight weeks.

@SimplyJohn

Does that include shipping as well?

[SimplyJohn]

Does that include shipping as well?

@Bonjour xx

Only if you're willing to pay for the coach fare, otherwise it's an extra two weeks and no guarantee on quality of goods on delivery.

[Tenish the Mighty]

Looks like the weak biology of the teams nearsightedness, libidos, and emotional sensitivity has completely derailed the boarding procedures.

And Hundred is still stuck outside in the rain. She is going to be a might bit perturbed by the time she gets inside soaked and seething.

Prepare yourselves. A storm is coming.

[SimplyJohn]

And Hundred is still stuck outside in the rain. She is going to be a might bit perturbed by the time she gets inside soaked and seething.
Prepare yourselves. A storm is coming.

@Tenish the Mighty

Luckily for her Hundred managed to get the docking bay doors open two meters before they froze up. Now she'll just need to figure out a way to get out of the docking bay and meet up with the rest of the party, and that'll probably mean trying to reseal the doors so that pressure can be equalised.

[Tenish the Mighty]

Naw, I like my way better. Hundred is going to get caught in the storm.

Partially because she's an obstinate prick who would rather howl at the universe. Some because if other peoples' tomfoolery.

Mostly because I want to keep her frowny face frowning.

[SimplyJohn]

Mostly because I want to keep her frowny face frowning.

@Tenish the Mighty

I'm not sure that plan will work too well. After all the team doesn't look like any of them know much about cybernetic repairs and they'll most likely put her frowny face on upside down when they piece her back together, and then she'll just be smiling all the time.

[Tenish the Mighty]

Better only get hurt in her squishy bits then.

But I'm not sure I think your idea's such a bad idea.

When she's horrified she'll look absolutely horrifying!

Meteor facials for everyone! They do a 180 on your ostensible disposition.

Don't worry, I'm already playing the Countdown theme over here.

@SimplyJohn

Oh god! That tune survived the space age?! How?! WHY?!

[SimplyJohn]

Oh god! That tune survived the space age?! How?! WHY?!

@Tenish the Mighty

The Holy Crusades of 2753-2897 drove the Countdownians to the brink of extinction, but they managed to hide themselves in cryogenic vaults and re-emerged centuries later to once more force people to make words out of nine random letters.

Tnetennba

[Bonjour xx]

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As soon as Farvis's hand slammed through the thin metal door of the locker he felt sharp claws grabbing at his wrist, cutting easily through his prison-issue jumpsuit as if it wasn't there before slicing their way through his tendons, leaving his hand flailing uselessly.

@SimplyJohn

And so it begins...

[Bonjour xx]

@SimplyJohn What's the temperature like inside the Lone Star???

[SimplyJohn]

@SimplyJohn What's the temperature like inside the Lone Star???

@Bonjour xx

Absolute zero, as far as the party's been able to tell so far. The ship appears to have been powered down for some time and so all life support, including the heating, has been offline for what seems like years.

The good news is that the ice machine's still fully stocked.

[DJAtomika]

@SimplyJohn Thanks for the prompt John. Making a post now.