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Welcome to Spam Adventure Thing 2.0!

link to old one; Old Adventure

Before we begin, lets just get a few rules down:

1.Anything goes, but try to have some logic behind it. or none. I mean, for god’s sake this is spam.

2.As we go along the adventure, you will level up and gain skills. You may use these skills at anytime, by just posting the name of the skill.

And thats it. No more rules, unless we want them.

And so it begins…

>Choose Name:
>Choose Class;
-CockKnight
-CumMage
-MemeMaster
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>Choosen NAME: Pisswaser

>Choosen Class: Nazi Peemancer
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>Choose Name: The Box Cocker

>Screw the class system and become a CockBoxer

>Find a nearby box and put it on your extremely erect penis

>Proceed to do what you always do

>COCKBOX. EVERYONE.
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ACCEPTED COMMAND
>Choose Name: The Box Cocker

>Screw the class system and become a CockBoxer

>Find a nearby box and put it on your extremely erect penis

>Proceed to do what you always do

>COCKBOX. EVERYONE.


I'm glad you're here my friend.

Your Name is the Cock Boxer.

You have chosen the Cock Knight Class, with the Sub Class of Cock Boxer. You a Level One Premature Ejaculation.

The story begins...

You are but a Humble Cox Boxer in the Castle Town of CockButt. You are madly in love with the resident princess, Gobsmacked Buffaloelbow.

She is just simply the best woman on the face of the planet, but no one else seems to think so. You cock-box those men.

One day, after a long rest after a Fapping competition with your best Friend, Pisswaser, you wake up to find that Gobsmacked Buffaloelbox is missing!

You suspect its the evil CumMage on the top of Penis mountain, but you are not sure.

What will you do?
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>Oh well
>Leave town and head somewhere that is not Penis Mountain
>It's not worth it
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ACCEPTED COMMAND
>Oh well
>Leave town and head somewhere that is not Penis Mountain
>It's not worth it


You begin to leave when your friend Pisswaser stops you.

"Mind if I cum along?" he asks

Pisswaser is a MemeMaster; Level One New Meme
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Dinh AaronMk my beloved (french coded)

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>Choose Name: The Box Cocker

>Screw the class system and become a CockBoxer

>Find a nearby box and put it on your extremely erect penis

>Proceed to do what you always do

>COCKBOX. EVERYONE.


>Post 2585244

OK dubs.
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>Post 2585244


Cheat Code Activated.

Unlimited DickButt Bucks Unlocked.
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KnightShade

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>Choose Name: KnightShade
>Choose Class; Sarcastic Detractor
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>Cockbox Pisswaser in the face
>If he survives, he may join me on my grand adventure
>If he dies or falls unconscious, he may not join me on my grand adventure
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>Choose Name: Aws-arino
>Choose Class: Nob-Goblin
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>Pisswaser summons a hitler baby meme to protect his face from the cockboxing

>Pisswaser joins Box Cockers party
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ACCEPTED COMMANDS
>Cockbox Pisswaser in the face
>If he survives, he may join me on my grand adventure
>If he dies or falls unconscious, he may not join me on my grand adventure


>Pisswaser summons a hitler baby meme to protect his face from the cockboxing

>Pisswaser joins Box Cockers party


You all proceed to leave and never come back to the town.

You stop to make camp for the night, but you both must fight an Insanity wolf!

What will you do?



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>You've always been partial to bestiality, so smacking a wolf with your cock is no problem to you
>However, doing so might ruin the wolf to such an extent that you would not be able to cook it correctly
>Do nothing while thinking of the many different ways you can cook a wolf
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@Snarfulblast
pssssst

you go now
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>Tell Box Cocker that with the box on his cock that it will not ruin the meat.

> Call on a philosoraptor to phiophie on the wolf.
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>"FOOL! THE MEAT WOULD BE TOO TENDER TO ENJOY!"
>Punch the wolf in the face
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>Tell Box Cocker that with the box on his cock that it will not ruin the meat.

> Call on a philosoraptor to phiophie on the wolf.


You use Generate Meme to try to call a philosoraptor!

But, you make a Grumpy Cat instead. You and your team now have an undying hat for the Insanity Wolf.

>"FOOL! THE MEAT WOULD BE TOO TENDER TO ENJOY!"
>Punch the wolf in the face


Cockboxer Punches the Insanity Wolf in the face!

(Base damage 4 + 3 Damage Punch + 4 Hate Damage + 2 Extra for being placed in the Face = 13 Damage)

You discover that the Insanity Wolf has 20 Health!

7/20 Hp

The Insanity Wolf uses Splash!

It does nothing. In the land of Pokemon that is! But this is Spam Adventure!

Splash deals 29.9999999999999999999999999 Damage to Cockboxer!

What will you do?


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