Spam Adventure 2.0

[BrobyDDark]

>Pfft low health
>I don't give a fuck
>Punch the wolf again

[Snarfulblast]

> Kick wolf in the balls
> Jump up then butt slam the wolf.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Accepted Command

>Pfft low health
>I don't give a fuck
>Punch the wolf again

@BrobyDDark

Cockboxer Punches the Insanity Wolf again and Kill it.

Cockboxer and Pisswager Level up to Level 2!

You both get a Skill Point to Spend on a Skill!

Skills Point System

Health: 1 Point= 10 Hp
Defense: 1 Point= 2 Defense
Attack: 1 Point= 2 Attack
Derp: 1 Point= 5 max Derp
Knowledge: 1 Point= 2 Knowledge
Moves: 2 Points= New Attack
Magics: 2 Points= New Magic Move

My Hider

Cockboxer

Health: 3
Defense: 0
Attack: 2
Derp: 2
Knowledge: 0
Moves: 6
Magics: 2

Piss

Health: 3
Defense: 0
Attack: 1
Derp: 4
Knowledge: 0
Moves: 2
Magics: 4

[BrobyDDark]

>Put the skill point in my box

[Snarfulblast]

>hold on to skill point for later

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Put the skill point in my box

@BrobyDDark

>hold on to skill point for later

@Snarfulblast

You both hang on to the Skill Point till later.

You Set up camp for the night tell spooky stories (which are too spook for me) and sleep.

The morning dickbutt sun rises for a new day. As Cockboxer rises a map is thrown into his face by the wind. The map has a single place on it and it shows the Town of Goose where they all praise the lord Gaben.

What will you do?

[BrobyDDark]

>Draw a Box Cocker seal of approval in the left corner
>Begin following the map towards its destination

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Accepted Command

>Draw a Box Cocker seal of approval in the left corner
>Begin following the map towards its destination

@BrobyDDark

Cockboxer leaves the campsite, leaving Piss to clean up the campsite.

Cockboxer makes his way to Goose. The Town has a giant Goose statue outside the gate to protect the city.

A gatekeeper appears! He wishes to know where the fuck you came from.

What will you do?

Team

CockBoxer

Level: 2
Health: 30/30
Defense: 1
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp:10/10
Knowledge: 1

CockBoxer’s Inventory

Nothing

Cockboxer’s Skills

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Pisswaser

Level: 2
Health:30/30
Defense: 1
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp:20/20
Knowledge: 1

Pisswager’s Inventory

Nothing

Pisswager’s Skills

Attacks

Punch: Punch Foe

Defend

Magic

Generate Meme: Derp Needed; 1
Creates a Random Meme

Create Hitler Baby Meme: Derp Needed; 5
Creates a 10 Hp Hitler Baby, which automatically takes hits before your party

[rush99999]

>Choose Name: Cock Blockula
>Choose Class: Cock blocker
>Appear in front of Cockboxer
>Announce to the gatekeeper that I am here to cock block.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Accepted Command

>Choose Name: Cock Blockula
>Choose Class: Cock blocker
>Appear in front of Cockboxer
>Announce to the gatekeeper that I am here to cock block.

@rush99999

Cock Blockula appears to CockBlock Cockboxer! Any Cock/Dick Related Abilities Don't work while CockBlock is in effect

What Will Cockboxer do?

CockBoxer Team

CockBoxer

Level: 1
Health: 30/30
Defense: 1
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp:10/10
Knowledge: 1

CockBoxer’s Inventory

Nothing

Cockboxer’s Skills

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Punch: Punch him with your Fist

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Pisswaser

Level: 1
Health:30/30
Defense: 1
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp:20/20
Knowledge: 1

Pisswager’s Inventory

Nothing

Pisswager’s Skills

Attacks

Punch: Punch Foe

Defend

Magic

Generate Meme: Derp Needed; 1
Creates a Random Meme

Create Hitler Baby Meme: Derp Needed; 5
Creates a 10 Hp Hitler Baby, which automatically takes hits before your party

Cock Blockula

Level: 1
Health: 25/25
Defense: 2
Attack: 1
Speed: 2
Derp: 15/15
Knowledge: 2

Cock Blockula’s Inventory

Nothing

Cock Blockula’s Skills

Attacks

Punch: Hit him With your Fist

Hit: Hit Him hit your Dick

Defend

Magic

Cockblock: Render all Cock/Dick-Related Magic/Attacks useless

[BrobyDDark]

>Strangle CockBlockula to death with your hands
>Show no remorse
>Steal his stuff

[Snarfulblast]

>Clean camp to perfection you hate dirt
>Find CockBoxer
>Help him in killing CockBlockula

[rush99999]

>Defend myself by punching Cockboxer in the face repeatedly.
>Run into Goose when Pisswasser arrives.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

>Pray to the Ancient Internet Spirits Of Evil to assume the form of the Troll God.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Accepted Command

>Pray to the Ancient Internet Spirits Of Evil to assume the form of the Troll God.

@ActRaiserTheReturned

A Young man within the walls of Goose sits within the confines of his basement. A yearlong ritual has been taking place here. The ground is littered with Dark Memes and the blood of countless virgen MLG COD players. As he pulls off his hood, he begins the dangerous calling of the Troll God.

The Calling of the Troll God

Ahhhhhhhhh
Ya ya yaaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah
Ohohohohoooo
Oh ya yaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ohohohohoh
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ohohohohooooooooooo
Aaaaoooooh aaaooo
Hooo haha
Nah nah nah nah
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nah!
Nah nah nah nah nun
Nun-ah nun
Nun-ah nuh
Nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dah dah daaaaaaaaaah...
Da-da-dah....
Daaah..
Da-dah...
Lololololoooooooooooooo!
Lah la-laaah
La la laaah
lol
haha
Ohohohoho
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Ohohohoho
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho
Lololololooo...
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeee-eeeee-EEEEEEEEE!
Luh-luh-lah...
Lah
Lah-lah
Ohohohohooooooooo!
BOPadudududu-dah-da-du-daaaah!
Da-da-daaaah
Daaah
Da-daaah...
Lololololo
lololo
lololol
Lalalalah!
Trololololo
lalala
Oh-hahaha-ho
Haha-hehe-ho
Hohoho-he-ho
Hahahaha-ho
Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lololo-LOL!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
La-la-laaaah!
La la laaaah!
Laaaah
La-lah...
Ohohohohoooooooooo!
La, la-laaah!
La-la-laaah
lol
haha...
Lololololo
Lololo
Lololo
Ohohohoho!
Lololololol
Lololo
Lololo
Ohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Every lyric he emits from his mouth becomes written on the walls around him

Until they all float around him and form with him.

The Troll God Rises once more.



In the Heavens of The Ancient Internet Spirits of Good sits a lone God of Rage Faces. His children had gone on to do their own things, but He had banished the Troll God to the depths of Who The Fuck cares, where no one, not even a god can escape.

At least without outside help.

“He has returned. I can not stop him. I need a hero.”

He looks into the infinite wisdom he has and pulls out three men.

Cockboxer, Pisswager, and Cock Blockla all appear infront of the god

What will you do?

[BrobyDDark]

>Ignore the troll god
>If you acknowledge he exists, then he has power over you.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

>"Too late you Cock Magnet, he already acknowledged me by making you all come here. Now you have to embark on an epic quest to kill me!"
>Quickly kick Angry Face in the balls and teleport to a hidden location

[Jyoliod]

>Choose Name: MuhiPod
>Choose Class: An-Hero

>Loses iPod during LOL-Train festival
>Uses dad's glock

^{>Absolute Halal}

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>"Too late you Cock Magnet, he already acknowledged me by making you all come here. Now you have to embark on an epic quest to kill me!"
>Quickly kick Angry Face in the balls and teleport to a hidden location

@ActRaiserTheReturned

"Ow." said the Rage Face god.

"Uh... Okay, your going to need some stuff. have 5 skill points each you guys. And if you need a weapon or something, just ask."

[rush99999]

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