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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Pfft low health
>I don't give a fuck
>Punch the wolf again
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Snarfulblast I'm a Dwarf! Ya bloody idjit.

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> Kick wolf in the balls
> Jump up then butt slam the wolf.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ChadsWorth The Third
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>Pfft low health
>I don't give a fuck
>Punch the wolf again


Cockboxer Punches the Insanity Wolf again and Kill it.

Cockboxer and Pisswager Level up to Level 2!

You both get a Skill Point to Spend on a Skill!




Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Put the skill point in my box
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Snarfulblast I'm a Dwarf! Ya bloody idjit.

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>hold on to skill point for later
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ChadsWorth The Third That One Banana You know

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>Put the skill point in my box

>hold on to skill point for later


You both hang on to the Skill Point till later.

You Set up camp for the night tell spooky stories (which are too spook for me) and sleep.

The morning dickbutt sun rises for a new day. As Cockboxer rises a map is thrown into his face by the wind. The map has a single place on it and it shows the Town of Goose where they all praise the lord Gaben.

What will you do?

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Draw a Box Cocker seal of approval in the left corner
>Begin following the map towards its destination
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>Draw a Box Cocker seal of approval in the left corner
>Begin following the map towards its destination


Cockboxer leaves the campsite, leaving Piss to clean up the campsite.

Cockboxer makes his way to Goose. The Town has a giant Goose statue outside the gate to protect the city.

A gatekeeper appears! He wishes to know where the fuck you came from.

What will you do?


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>Choose Name: Cock Blockula
>Choose Class: Cock blocker
>Appear in front of Cockboxer
>Announce to the gatekeeper that I am here to cock block.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ChadsWorth The Third
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>Choose Name: Cock Blockula
>Choose Class: Cock blocker
>Appear in front of Cockboxer
>Announce to the gatekeeper that I am here to cock block.


Cock Blockula appears to CockBlock Cockboxer! Any Cock/Dick Related Abilities Don't work while CockBlock is in effect

What Will Cockboxer do?





Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Strangle CockBlockula to death with your hands
>Show no remorse
>Steal his stuff
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Snarfulblast I'm a Dwarf! Ya bloody idjit.

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>Clean camp to perfection you hate dirt
>Find CockBoxer
>Help him in killing CockBlockula
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>Defend myself by punching Cockboxer in the face repeatedly.
>Run into Goose when Pisswasser arrives.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ActRaiserTheReturned
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>Pray to the Ancient Internet Spirits Of Evil to assume the form of the Troll God.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ChadsWorth The Third
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>Pray to the Ancient Internet Spirits Of Evil to assume the form of the Troll God.


A Young man within the walls of Goose sits within the confines of his basement. A yearlong ritual has been taking place here. The ground is littered with Dark Memes and the blood of countless virgen MLG COD players. As he pulls off his hood, he begins the dangerous calling of the Troll God.



Every lyric he emits from his mouth becomes written on the walls around him

Until they all float around him and form with him.

The Troll God Rises once more.



In the Heavens of The Ancient Internet Spirits of Good sits a lone God of Rage Faces. His children had gone on to do their own things, but He had banished the Troll God to the depths of Who The Fuck cares, where no one, not even a god can escape.

At least without outside help.

“He has returned. I can not stop him. I need a hero.”

He looks into the infinite wisdom he has and pulls out three men.

Cockboxer, Pisswager, and Cock Blockla all appear infront of the god

What will you do?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Ignore the troll god
>If you acknowledge he exists, then he has power over you.
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>"Too late you Cock Magnet, he already acknowledged me by making you all come here. Now you have to embark on an epic quest to kill me!"
>Quickly kick Angry Face in the balls and teleport to a hidden location
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Jyoliod
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>Choose Name: MuhiPod
>Choose Class: An-Hero

>Loses iPod during LOL-Train festival
>Uses dad's glock

>Absolute Halal
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>"Too late you Cock Magnet, he already acknowledged me by making you all come here. Now you have to embark on an epic quest to kill me!"
>Quickly kick Angry Face in the balls and teleport to a hidden location


"Ow." said the Rage Face god.

"Uh... Okay, your going to need some stuff. have 5 skill points each you guys. And if you need a weapon or something, just ask."
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