I love how large and versatile the human tongue is.

[Antarctic Termite]

When closed, a mouth can be almost filled by a single tongue, but it can still move to allow food to be inserted and organised within the mouth and sounds to be produced despite having no divisions or appendages. It can change shape and position purely through its own muscles and functions as a sensory organ.

just wanted to talk about tongue, man

[Antarctic Termite]

On a side note, one of my Pokemon headcanons is Lickitung uses the moves Dragon, Aqua and Iron Tail with its tongue instead because its tail is bulbous and useless.

[Larfleeze]

[aza]

[Larfleeze]

This is now a JoJo thread.

[Antarctic Termite]

I'm not a Jojo fan so all this is coming to me without context and it is lovely. Do continue.

[Leysos]

Do tell.

[Larfleeze]

I'm not a Jojo fan so all this is coming to me without context and it is lovely. Do continue.

@Antarctic Termite

Continuing.

[Whiskers]

i thought they were just amorphous taste blobs enslaved by the human race so we could enjoy pizza not just eat it

[Lucian]

Holy hell, this Jojo stuff is fucking golden.

[Larfleeze]

Holy hell, this Jojo stuff is fucking golden.

@Lucian

[Dinh AaronMk]

Tongue thread?



Tongue thread.

[Halo]

HOW HAS NOBODY MADE THE VERY OBVIOUS CRUDE SEXUAL JOKE YET
I am so disappointed in you guys

[Vilageidiotx]

HOW HAS NOBODY MADE THE VERY OBVIOUS CRUDE SEXUAL JOKE YET
I am so disappointed in you guys

@Halo

You mean how that after you freeze a cow tongue and then run it under warm water for a few minutes until the outside has become comfortably lukewarm, it is fun to play at french kissing with it until you are sporting a cautious semi?

[Whiskers]

why does it have to be a cow tongue?

[Vilageidiotx]

why does it have to be a cow tongue?

@Whiskers

Easiest to acquire. Just go to your local grocery-mart and buy a handful of the best tongues.

Most other tongues are going to require manual collection. Who wants to do fieldwork when you can just swipe a card?

[Awson]

:P

[Vilageidiotx]

:P

@Awson

Be careful, or i'll make that a :|