One Easy Step

[TP]

Put one foot in front of the other.

This is something I can't do.

[mdk]

Oh can we do an uncomfortable cripple-joke thread? LET'S DO AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRIPPLE JOKE THREAD!

I never get off on the wrong foot.

[aza]

Fuck you crip, bloodlyfe

[Marik]

Hey, break a leg!

[Vilageidiotx]

Fuck you crip, bloodlyfe

@Azarthes

[TP]

Oh can we do an uncomfortable cripple-joke thread? LET'S DO AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRIPPLE JOKE THREAD!

I never get off on the wrong foot.

@mdk

Wheels are easy to come by.

[TP]

Hey, break a leg!

@Marik

ily

[Marik]

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ily

@TP

ayy

[ReonenMiruel]

Oh can we do an uncomfortable cripple-joke thread? LET'S DO AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRIPPLE JOKE THREAD!

@mdk

When you need a shoulder to lean on...

[TP]

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ayy

@Marik

when we gonna do the do tho

[Marik]

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when we gonna do the do tho

@TP

It's 2:12 in the AM, isn't it a bit late for that?

[TP]

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It's 2:12 in the AM, isn't it a bit late for that?

@Marik

I guess it is. But I've been drinking and I could use some lovin'.

[Marik]

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I guess it is. But I've been drinking and I could use some lovin'.

@TP

Well come and get me motherfucker. If you live where I think you do then you've only got one state border to cross.

Also, what have you been drinking? Good shit? Cheap shit? All of the above?

[TP]

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Well come and get me motherfucker. If you live where I think you do then you've only got one state border to cross.

Also, what have you been drinking? Good shit? Cheap shit? All of the above?

@Marik

I do live where you think I live. Though, if you live where I think you live it would be a few hour drive to the middle of that state. Jokes aside, if I was able to drive I'd take a trip to hang out. Maybe a bit more, too

Captain Morgan. I'm all outta cheap whiskey, so I'm drinking good rum. Got about $40 bucks left, so it's time to refill some of my stock.

[mdk]

My roommate came back from deployment and drank all my scotch. But he buys decent box-wine and leaves it unattended all day, so....... draw?

[TP]

My roommate came back from deployment and drank all my scotch. But he buys decent box-wine and leaves it unattended all day, so....... draw?

@mdk

Sounds like you should drink it.

[Vilageidiotx]

Or keep it until it turns into vinegar, than put it out in the open and see what happens.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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Wheels are easy to come by.

@TP

I don't trust wheels.

They always turn on you.

[Jster]

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I don't trust wheels.

They always turn on you.

@Dinh AaronMk

But they eventually always come back around.

[mdk]

wheelchairs make it so much easier to rofl.