Magic Sucks [Now with 500% more Witch-Punching]

[Tatsua Aiisen]

Moonlit Sonata is already claimed territory. Get back, foul beasts, lest I have to show you why they call me "The Scrub Penetrator".

[SgtEasy]

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I feel violated.

Tatsua-chan-senpai, please help protect my maidenhood from this depravity.

@Moonlit Sonata

Ahem, wow. I feel I need to protect myself from your lies. *clap clap* SECURITY! ARREST THESE CHILDREN! THEY OFFENDED ME! *two buff yakuza men come out of portal and grab @Moonlit Sonata and @Tatsua Aiisen*

[Card Captor]

Appearance

Name: Apache' Hel Coptrin (Hel for short)
Title(s): Heir presumptive of House Coptrin
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Personality: Hel doesn't behave like a noble at all...which is why he's only the heir presumptive instead of the heir apparent of House Coptrin (despite being an only child). Hel isn't interested in fancy things, and can in fact be driven mad by 'fancy' hindering 'function'. He also is perhaps the world's worst liar, in that he can outright forget to lie. He also sometimes forgets that people around him aren't as smart as he is, so what he might think of as common sense is really not that at all. Hel is immediately distrustful of anyone or anything heavily connected to the number 4
History: Apache' Hel Coptrin was born to the House Coptrin, a noble family who's name came from the copper mine near their home, which ranks as one of the largest in the world. Hel was a bit of an odd duck growing up, in that not only did he greatly prefer function over form, but he was also much more comfortable with a book in his hands then he was at a high society party.

While his parents were concerned that he was behaving more like a scholar then a noble, not only was he able to demonstrate that he had the intellect to handle the business side of the house, but they also conceded that there wore much worse things that he could be acting like. So he wasn't a complete lost cause. He also found himself suffering from bad luck whenever the number four was deeply involved, which has left him wary of the very number itself. Other then all of that, Hel's life was very uneventful for someone in his position.

Skills: Is extremely intelligent, can read, and an expert at calligraphy (as in both really good and really fast...like insanely fast). He also has a near encyclopedia knowledge of both history, and really useless triva
Equipment: Blank parchment, some quills and ink, and a few books

[Tatsua Aiisen]

Ahem, wow. I feel I need to protect myself from your lies. *clap clap* SECURITY! ARREST THESE CHILDREN! THEY OFFENDED ME! *two buff yakuza men come out of portal and grab @Moonlit Sonata and @Tatsua Aiisen*

@SgtEasy

Consider this your first warning. Any further, and you'll be burned at the stake for heresy and rebellion against the state.

Yes, I'm a tyrant~

[SgtEasy]

Name: Apache' Hel Coptrin (Hel for short)
Title(s): Heir presumptive of House Coptrin
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Personality: Hel doesn't behave like a noble at all...which is why he's only the heir presumptive instead of the heir apparent of House Coptrin (despite being an only child). Hel isn't interested in fancy things, and can in fact be driven mad by 'fancy' hindering 'function'. He also is perhaps the world's worst liar, in that he can outright forget to lie. He also sometimes forgets that people around him aren't as smart as he is, so what he might think of as common sense is really not that at all
Basic Bio: WIP
Skills: Is extremely intelligent. An expert at calligraphy (as in both really good and really fast...like insanely fast). He also has a near encyclopedia knowledge of both history, and really useless triva
Equipment: WIP

Hey, I got an idea that could be fun; could I make a second character to be Hel's fiance

@Card Captor

APACHE!! AW COME ON MAN

[SgtEasy]

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Consider this your first warning. Any further, and you'll be burned at the stake for heresy and rebellion against the state.

Yes, I'm a tyrant~

@Tatsua Aiisen

You offend me, she witch! I shall kill you, Communist fiend! For DEMOCRACY AND MERICA!! *cocks pistol and aims at @Tatsua Aiisen*

[Card Captor]

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APACHE!! AW COME ON MAN

@SgtEasy

*maniacal laughter*

[Moonlit Sonata]

Communist fiend!

@SgtEasy

What did you just call Tatsua-chan-senpai?

[SgtEasy]

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*maniacal laughter*

@Card Captor

*mumbles bullshit*

[SgtEasy]

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What did you just call Tatsua-chan-senpai?

@Moonlit Sonata

YEAH!!! THATS WHAT I SAID!! IF YOU JUST AGREED, WE WOULDNT HAVE THIS PROBLEM, HUH?!?! *pulls out a second pistol and points at @Moonlit Sonata*

[Moonlit Sonata]

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YEAH!!! THATS WHAT I SAID!! IF YOU JUST AGREED, WE WOULD HAVE THIS PROBLEM, HUH?!?! *pulls out a second pistol and points at @Moonlit Sonata*

@SgtEasy

Stop

You.

End.

[SgtEasy]

@Moonlit Sonata and @Tatsua Aiisen

DIE

[Moonlit Sonata]

Stop

You.

End.

[Tatsua Aiisen]

Cease the bullshit funny jokes, please.

This is supposed to be about a RP or something.

[SgtEasy]

You.

End.

@Moonlit Sonata

HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET??!??

[Moonlit Sonata]

Cease the bullshit funny jokes, please.

This is supposed to be about a RP or something.

@Tatsua Aiisen

Whatever you want, senpai~

[SgtEasy]

Sure

[SgtEasy]

I'll probably put my CS up soon but not super soon.

[Tatsua Aiisen]

Also, if you're going to post an obnoxiously large image, I'd like to ask you to at least place it in a hider. Thanks~!

[Card Captor]

@Tatsua Aiisen

Edited the picture into a hider as per your request.

Also, I'm not sure if you saw my question in Hel's CS, but could I make a second character to be Hel's fiancée?