Magic Sucks [Now with 500% more Witch-Punching]

[Freeshooter92]

Also, we need another combat character, or we're boned.

[Moonlit Sonata]

Combat is for nerds.

[SgtEasy]

Oh, I have a combat character, I'm just taking long to get there. I'm sorry about that

[Alchemical Chimera]

This seems like It might be great fun.

[Freeshooter92]

Combat is for nerds.

@Moonlit Sonata

Y-you am the nerd! Nerd!

[Moonlit Sonata]

<Snipped quote by Moonlit Sonata>

Y-you am the nerd! Nerd!

@Freeshooter92

...d-don't bully me like that. ;-;

[Freeshooter92]

<Snipped quote by Freeshooter92>

...d-don't bully me like that. ;-;

@Moonlit Sonata

Shut up and give me your lunch money right goddamn now.

[SgtEasy]

<Snipped quote by Moonlit Sonata>

Shut up and give me your lunch money right goddamn now.

@Freeshooter92

Shhhh, I did this gig before you. It hurts, *points to amputated leg and black eye*. Don't piss of Sonata chan

[Alchemical Chimera]

Don't piss off Sonata chan

@SgtEasy

Sounds like that should be an official rule for this game.

[Freeshooter92]

Look at me, my fists have chainsaws AND GUNS on them! I'll be fine...

[Moonlit Sonata]

<Snipped quote by SgtEasy>

Sounds like that should be an official rule for this game.

@Alchemical Chimera

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Look at me, my fists have chainsaws AND GUNS on them! I'll be fine...

@Freeshooter92

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[Freeshooter92]

I FEAR NO TILDE FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE.

[Moonlit Sonata]

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[Sagittarius]

♭♬♩♪ | ♬♫♬♩ | ♩♪♩♬♫ | ♬♬♪♬♪♬♩~

~♭

[Freeshooter92]

I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH, WORM.

[Sagittarius]

Name: Io Evielles
Title(s): N/A
Gender: Male
Age: 18

Personal Information

Descriptive Appearance: His face is always the same, deadpan expression. Even while he's sleeping.
Personality:
Io is always sleepy, resulting in his somewhat lazy mindset. He tends to label most work as "too tiring" despite being able to easily do it, preferring to simply sleep. He's quite disconnected from what goes on around him, either as a result of being too dense or simply too unworldly, though saying that he's both wouldn't be a stretch. His overly sensitive personality is hidden by his unchanging face. He has a tendency to shrink when people talk to him, and seems to be incredibly gynophobic. Io rarely speaks, but his sentences are generally broken and quiet whenever he does; he plain out can't speak in the presence of a woman, much less directly to one. Nonetheless, he shows surprising devotion to people who have been kind to him.

Basic Bio:
Born in the countryside, Io ambitiously moved to the capital to set up a smithing business. While it was extremely successful for a short while, he suddenly broke when his fiancee died under mysterious circumstances. Following the incident, he became absurdly anthropophobic and his schedule simplified into eat, work, sleep. People, either having heard about what happened or noticing his suddenly gloomy attitude, began avoiding him.

Skills:
Along with being an incredible blacksmith, Io has disturbingly sharp knife skills. He hasn't practiced it lately, but he's also a decent patissier. His ability to bluff and unceremoniously trip on nothing are godlike.

Equipment:
-Spare clothes
-Weapon repair kits
-Kitchen knife
-Throwing knives
-Combat knife
-Precision knife
-Now-this-is-a knife(joke)

[Freeshooter92]

Now, I really don't wanna be that guy, but... Being a blacksmith sorta makes you... I dunno, swole. It is a ton of heavy labor in a really hot environment. You have to be big to be a blacksmith, or you will be if you start doing it, because little guys tend to die when they do it, just from exhaustion. And making smaller things doesn't make it easier, just quicker.

Edit: I mean, I'll shut up if nobody has a problem, but I'm just throwin' that out there.

[SgtEasy]

I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH, WORM.

@Freeshooter92

Your not a very smart one, are you. I am afraid *points two pistols at @Freeshooter92* that I don't want you to beat the girl who beat me. Now why don't you take your guns and shove em up Yer arse!

[McFazzer]

The thread title says "Now with 500% more punching"... How many puncher characters are there atm?

[SgtEasy]

Are there Templars? Cause my character is one

The thread title says "Now with 500% more punching"... How many puncher characters are there atm?

@McFazzer

I don't know. You may need to ask Tasua Aiisan-chan about that