Dying in space could be great?

[Larfleeze]

Like you'll die of course, but when you do your corpse will shit itself and be sealed in hermetically for eternity. So unless you're destroyed by some meteor, maybe one day some aliens will find your corpse and when they open your spacesuit, be treated to a horrendous stench of shit.
Maybe, somewhere out there exists a honour-bound warrior race who solely communicates with smells, and your foul, reeking, corpse farts would translate as the most horrific insult imaginable, resulting in humanity's annihilation.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Why would you even want to be in a space suit, where there's still a atmosphere for your wastes to slowly decay your body.

Would it not be best to become microwaved by space radiation, all the while the total lack of atmosphere kills the microbial life in you. So then when you're picked up by aliens they become jealous of your endowments and go on a quest to eliminate Earth so that they may have the biggest dicks?

[Larfleeze]

Why would you even want to be in a space suit, where there's still a atmosphere for your wastes to slowly decay your body.

Would it not be best to become microwaved by space radiation, all the while the total lack of atmosphere kills the microbial life in you. So then when you're picked up by aliens they become jealous of your endowments and go on a quest to eliminate Earth so that they may have the biggest dicks?

@Dinh AaronMk

No, because they don't communicate with their dicks, they communicate with smells. You want to be decayed so your foul, corpse stench defiles their alien atmosphere when they open you up.

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

No, because they don't communicate with their dicks, they communicate with smells. You want to be decayed so your foul, corpse stench defiles their alien atmosphere when they open you up.

@Larfleeze

No aliens have tiny penises and they need to compensate for their lack of cock size.

They were picked on for their peckers when they were Freshmen taking PE.

[Larfleeze]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

No aliens have tiny penises and they need to compensate for their lack of cock size.

They were picked on for their peckers when they were Freshmen taking PE.

@Dinh AaronMk

No. Stop. This is my shitpost, not yours.

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

No. Stop. This is my shitpost, not yours.

@Larfleeze

Larf pls.

I've been there

I kno dis is troof

ur a big gui

[Larfleeze]

ur a big gui

@Dinh AaronMk

It was at that moment, that Larfleeze felt weakness - not some small minor weakness, you understand- but genuine, hungry weakness, like an alcoholic chained up in a bar being taunted by mugs of golden brown poison. Larfleeze struggles, the sweat rolling down their forehead like a waterfall, as they contend with themselves to resist the urge. Larfleeze is losing. Dinh's words rings through Larfleeze's mind like a church bell. Larfleeze's lips wrap themselves like barb wire around those two little words, stuttering like a nervous CIA Agent. "F-F-For... Y-You..."
Larfleeze has done it. Larfleeze has crashed this plane... with no survivors.

[TP]

[Larfleeze]

@TP

TP, please, not in front of the guests...

[nichinichisou]

Maybe, somewhere out there exists a honour-bound warrior race who solely communicates with smells, and your foul, reeking, corpse farts would translate as the most horrific insult imaginable, resulting in humanity's annihilation.

@Larfleeze

well time to die in space

[Dinh AaronMk]

@TP

.gif thread?



.gif thread?

[Frizan]

[Vilageidiotx]

Fuck, man. Like, i'll try any motherfucking thing one, you know?

[Larfleeze]

<Snipped quote by TP>
.gif thread?

@Dinh AaronMk

MAYBE IF YOU WATCHED JOJO YOU WOULD GET THE JOKE, YOU FUCKING CASUAL

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[TP]

<Snipped quote by TP>



TP, please, not in front of the guests...

@Larfleeze

After awhile.. TP stopped thinking.

[nichinichisou]

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

MAYBE IF YOU WATCHED JOJO YOU WOULD GET THE JOKE, YOU FUCKING CASUAL

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@Larfleeze

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

MAYBE IF YOU WATCHED JOJO YOU WOULD GET THE JOKE, YOU FUCKING CASUAL

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@Larfleeze

You missed out on the more applicable video. for shame you CASUAL

[mdk]

In space, no one can smell you poop.

[Vilageidiotx]

In space, no one can smell you poop.

@mdk

They can see it though.

Ever see a squid ink in water? Yeh.

[mdk]

<Snipped quote by mdk>

They can see it though.

Ever see a squid ink in water? Yeh.

@Vilageidiotx

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Looks like somebody just...

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voided their bowels.

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