If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

[Antarctic Termite]

Tryin’ so hard to act like we don’t care

[Antarctic Termite]

But it's true you do, nothing is left

[Antarctic Termite]

So I guess I'm right

[Antarctic Termite]

Flip the page, our days are revelations

[Antarctic Termite]

Space is strange, doctor, I’ve got no patience

[Antarctic Termite]

Oh, it’s all a part of the process (okay, okay)

[Antarctic Termite]

Nothin’s new, it’s true, cool, I admit,

[Antarctic Termite]

So I guess you're right

[Antarctic Termite]

[Antarctic Termite]

We're over a third of the way.

[Vanguardian]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[Frizan]

Just warmed up a Wendy's burger from last night. It was good I guess. Tasted like a burger made last night, put in the fridge, and then stuck in the microwave the next morning.

[TheBrightestEyes]

Once I touched a dead slug
and by once I mean yesterday
it was gross
an ant got stuck to my hand
I named him bob then fed him to my dog
(⊙‿⊙✿)

[Dinh AaronMk]

[Sana]

(⊙‿⊙✿)

[Teoinsanity]

WHoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

[Marik]

@Antarctic Termite

[Robeatics]

Guys, one question: Sausage or bacon?

[aza]

Alright, assume anything made not in the proper way is trashcan

To make Bacon good: Prime, thick as fuck cuts at a part of a big where you get a 55/45 split between meat and fats
You have to cook it so that you get it in the right spot where it has some crunch but gives way to some chewiness at the middle of the strip. Fact.

Proper Bacon Deliciousness rank: like 9/10
Can it carry a dish on itself alone: yes for Breakfast, kinda for lunch, kinda for dinner.
Difficulty: Med skill
Will it casserole?: Fuck no

How to make Sausage good: Good quality meat, doesn't require specifics between fat and meat. You only need to cook it where you don't burn it
Fact.

Proper Sausage Deliciousness rank: 7.8/10
Can it carry a dish on itself alone: Yes for Breakfast, yes for lunch, yes for dinner
Difficulty: Easy as fuck.
Will it casserole: Yeah boi.

I hope with this proper discussion of various meats you will see that it depends on how lazy the cook is.

[Frizan]

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