[OOC] The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run)

[Cyclone]

Oh, yippee. Less work for me.

[Hael]

Oh, yippee. Less work for me.

@Cyclone

Well, to be fair, in a historical setting (which is usually very formal) the proper one would be KalIabis. Kaliabis is casual, and would be considered mildly inappropriate in a recount of history. Like calling George Washington "That dawg who totes set 'Murica free, yo" in a college textbook.

Not off the hook that easy

[Meiyuuhi]

I've also run an unofficial census based off of the character sheets.

Nations of Osetia by population:

1. Avalia: 147,780,900
2. Yllendthyr: 142,650,202
3. Tiqsimuyu: 126,547,467
4. Tin: 125,000,000
5. KalMea: 100,340,000
6. Kataylabinsk: 77,110,000
7. Ventium: 75,950,000
8. Yamatai: 75,000,000
9. Eisenkreis: 53,258,333
10. Dong Wei: 52,000,000
11. Umbraisis: 30,000,000 (unconfirmed)
12. Hambria: 15,000,001

Approximate Total World Population: 1,020,000,000

[Murtox]

Explain me how KalMea have 100 million of population O.O

[Cyclone]

Tin has a lot more people in the Zanjir Islands that are native to the region, they just aren't listed in Tin's population. Mainly because they aren't considered citizens. It's not like they pay taxes or really produce things (Yet. They might end up being exploited almost as slaves). Perhaps if this RP goes on for long enough they'll eventually be assimilated.

[Cyclone]

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Well, to be fair, in a historical setting (which is usually very formal) the proper one would be KalIabis. Kaliabis is casual, and would be considered mildly inappropriate in a recount of history. Like calling George Washington "That dawg who totes set 'Murica free, yo" in a college textbook.

Not off the hook that easy

@Hael

You wouldn't buy a history book about the dude that totes set us free? Get out here, you Commie! America doesn't like Commies. Better dead than red!

[Hael]

Explain me how KalMea has 100 million of population O.O

@Murtox

Over-population was supposed to be a general theme of my people.

My nation looks about twice the size of the U.K. (which has 64 mil.). Granted, this is only the 1940's, but I was only attempting to give that idea of overpopulation. And, besides, my people aren't human and Kal is the god of passion and energy.

Dong Wei and me are about the same size, so me having somewhat less than twice the population is definitely too much for comfort, but not absurdly so.

It also adds to the idea of KalMea having tons of factories and employers being allowed to take advantage of their employees and hardly pay them. Add gross overpopulation to the mix and you have the stereotypical industrial nightmare.

EDIT: Also, KalMea- while a theocracy- is super-accepting of any religion (with the exception of the dreaded Church of Kal's Passion) and has plenty of job opportunities. That could lead to immigration.

Does that explain everything?

[Meiyuuhi]

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You wouldn't buy a history book about the dude that totes set us free? Get out here, you Commie! America doesn't like Commies. Better dead than red!

@Cyclone

Workers of the Zanjir Islands unite ;)

[Hael]

I noticed, Cyclone, that you fixed your awful, slanderous, grotesque spelling of my people in calling them "Kaliabs" in a formal setting.

Kal has forgiven you, neighbor.

[Cyclone]

@Hael

You're going to be dumped on one of those little islands (with all the other Commies) when the Tinites douse it with their oceans of oil and casually light it on fire by flicking lit cigars out the window of their imported lamborghinis. Mafia style.

Afterwards they will drive off into the distance...off the island...over the ocean...driving all the way back to Tin...without even stopping for gas.

[Skepic]

You wouldn't buy a history book about the dude that totes set us free? Get out here, you Commie! America doesn't like Commies. Better dead than red!

@Cyclone

[Hael]

@Hael

You're going to be dumped on one of those little islands (with all the other Commies) when the Tinites douse it with their oceans of oil and casually light it on fire by tossing lit cigars out the window of their imported lamborghinis. Mafia style.

@Cyclone

Dang...talk about harsh.

[Hael]

KalMea is not socialist or commie! It's super capitalist and has a voting system! I swear!

[Cyclone]

@Skepic

Oh hey. Did you see the PM I sent earlier?

@Hael

What? We're giving you free oil. Voltus would kill us if he found out!

[Cyclone]

Yeah, KalMea is alright, but you are an informal George Washington textbook hater. Marxist.

[Hael]

You gotta admit, at least he has style:

[Hael]

Conversations between KalMea and Tin...apparently:

[Cyclone]

Ironically Tin itself isn't all that capitalist. More of a...plutocracy, I guess? The nobles/rich get richer while everyone else gets screwed over by the guilds. Tin by far the most feudal nation both politically and economically. Oh Tin, backwards when it comes to just about everything...

[Hael]

Ironically Tin itself isn't all that capitalist. More of a...plutocracy, I guess? The nobles/rich get richer while everyone else gets screwed over by the guilds. Tin by far the most feudal nation both politically and economically. Oh Tin, backwards when it comes to just about everything...

@Cyclone

Except Alliances.

You've allied yourself with one of the best nations possible, son. Your gonna go far

But seriously, KalMea has a small group of socialists, but as I said in my sheet they are almost entirely ignored and disregarded by just about everyone.

[Hael]

Anyway, I gotta keep working on my history. I'm never gonna get anything done arguing the capitalism of my nation.