Weirdest Dreams

[Robeatics]

We can probably all remember weirdass dreams or nightmares or whatever we've had in the past.

I can think of one most recently where I was living in a tattoo parlor on a Hollywood set, with fake rain and trees outside. Gradually the parlor turned into an upscale townhouse, and I met a woman with tattoos everywhere who I knew to be my wife complaining about the director "kicking her ass" with all the rain. I went to a highschool under an overpass within the set, which led to a very industrial district-looking mile long ditch with open sewer tunnels and a bunch of highschool kids wandering around spraypainting. It was actually pretty pleasant, even with a "scene" in which I was chased through the empty school halls and classrooms by an unknown entity.

[KnightShade]

I once had a dream where I married a car. I didn't even get to drive it because for some reason I can't drive in dreams.

[Hank]

For some reason, my dreams seem to be obsessed with the idea of society collapsing in one way or another lately. The latest iteration featured massive flooding. Clambering around cityscapes and avoiding the sharks swimming through the alleyways and lower levels of buildings was fun.

[Foster]

My dreams in a nutshell, just add a giant head-sucking leech somewhere in there.

Have fun with that.

[Robeatics]

My dreams in a nutshell, just add a giant head-sucking leech somewhere in there.

Have fun with that.

@Foster

Wow, I have to watch Red Dwarf at some point.

And not King Kong 2005. Ever. In ten million years.

[Antarctic Termite]

I record decent dreams in a journal, but from memory, I once dreamed that I was feeling up a lady who grew numerous cucumbers on her chest instead of breasts. They were faintly flesh-coloured and of varying size.

There wasn't any context other than that it was in a very specific place in my house (alongside the television, near the drawers) and she seemed to be pretty happy about kneeling on a tile floor.

[Robeatics]

I record decent dreams in a journal, but from memory, I once dreamed that I was feeling up a lady who grew numerous cucumbers on her chest instead of breasts. They were faintly flesh-coloured and of varying size.

There wasn't any context other than that it was in a very specific place in my house (alongside the television, near the drawers) and she seemed to be pretty happy about kneeling on a tile floor.

@Antarctic Termite

Kinky.

[Vilageidiotx]

I once had a dream where I married a car. I didn't even get to drive it because for some reason I can't drive in dreams.

@KnightShade

Holy shit, I once had a dream in which I was at a place where all the cars were sexy, and I knew this because they were all skin-colored and had nipples on their hoods.

We must have dreamed of the same world.

[Robeatics]

<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

Holy shit, I once had a dream in which I was at a place where all the cars were sexy, and I knew this because they were all skin-colored and had nipples on their hoods.

We must have dreamed of the same world.

@Vilageidiotx

Or DeviantArt.

I literally just woke up and had a pleasant dream, but I can't remember any of it. :(

EDIT: Now I remember, and it wasn't nice at all. I was playing a video game like Amnesia mixed with that one Half-Life horror mod and it was horrible, there was this creepyass statue that chased you only after you passed it, and a pair of legs with a sword they could somehow hold. Shit.

[KnightShade]

<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

Holy shit, I once had a dream in which I was at a place where all the cars were sexy, and I knew this because they were all skin-colored and had nipples on their hoods.

We must have dreamed of the same world.

@Vilageidiotx

As far as alternate universes go, it's not that bad a one to visit.

[Awson]

My dreams typically involve me trying to do something, overthinking an aspect of it, spending a bunch of time trying to satisfy that aspect, and then waking up before I finish the main goal because I wasted too much time.