[OOC] The Horde of Evil - Tresspassing through treacherous tribes' territory! (RP closed)

[yPro]

Eventually we'd just have to go through and either retame or kill all the orcs anyways. Easier on us all to tame them first and make them ours.

[Kangutso]

Evo: ... I prefer some semblance of order and loyalty/obedience in an evil army.

[Elitestpotato]

@Elitestpotato Azavarn: "You know what will make this orc apocalypse easier on you? Being the bravest man in the lands!"

Some Poor Sod: "That sounds great-" *gets orc spear thrown through his neck*

Azavarn: "Every damn time..."

@Saarebas

Offer to make his neck spear proof!

[Red Wizard]

I thought "what the hell" and posted my character from the Interest Check in the Character section. I haven't read the whole OOC (200+ posts = tl:dr), but I hope you're still accepting!

[Saarebas]

@Elitestpotato Azavarn: "How about this old sport, I give you a spear proof neck."

Some Poor Sod: *blood spurts from neck*

Azavarn: "You drive one hard bargain"

[Cyclone]

I thought "what the hell" and posted my character from the Interest Check in the Character section. I haven't read the whole OOC (200+ posts = tl:dr), but I hope you're still accepting!

@Golem

I guarantee you that you didn't miss anything other than stupid jokes by skipping the OOC

And welcome back. Some people didn't show up from the interest check so we can accept you.

[Elitestpotato]

@Elitestpotato Azavarn: "How about this old sport, I give you a spear proof neck."

Some Poor Sod: *blood spurts from neck*

Azavarn: "You drive one hard bargain"

@Saarebas

Technically he agreed to the deal before the whole spear thing happened, so you can still take his soul.

[knighthawk]

Villager: "I want to be invincible to any arrow or blade!"

Azavarn: Done! *takes soul*

*Invincible villager gets his chest crushed by a warhammer*

Azavarn: 'invincible; incapable of being conquered, defeated, or subdued." You wanted 'invulnerable: incapable of being wounded, hurt, or damaged.' And even then, you never specified blunt weapons or unbreakable bones..

[Bright_Ops]

Oh gods, I just came up with a brilliant idea for what Tink could do and actually be of surprisingly great use to our efforts...

However, Twich isn't going to part with this plan for free.

[knighthawk]

Oh gods, I just came up with a brilliant idea for what Tink could do and actually be of surprisingly great use to our efforts...

However, Twich isn't going to part with this plan for free.

@Bright_Ops

crop-dusting aphrodisiacs behind enemy lines to make them all too horny to fight?

[Bright_Ops]

@knighthawk
Nope. Better than that.

[knighthawk]

@Genni

Tinker

[Red Wizard]

So... are we going to get this show on the road or are we waiting for something?

[Cyclone]

The plan is to start the IC today, actually.

[knighthawk]

Yay!

[Red Wizard]

The plan is to start the IC today, actually.

@Cyclone

Sweet!

[Cyclone]

So the first IC is up. For now this is the format that I'm thinking I'll post and give orders in, though it very well may change. Feedback is welcome.

As in for everybody rushing in to massacre one village, well, the Dungeon Keeper is mostly interested in just seeing what individuals do. He'll be watching closely, and this might help his determine who to have work together in upcoming missions.

So of course attacking this village isn't going to be much of a challenge, it's just a massacre. Since it'll all be over so fast your character probably won't be able to do more than one or two things (for example, go to secure the granary, fight the farmers in the fields, loot the blacksmith hut) but this way there's enough stuff for everybody to hopefully at least do something other than just kill a peasant or two.

[KabenSaal]

I have a further branching idea, but right now said idea doesn't really give much in the way of doing.

[Bright_Ops]

And Twich is out of the gate.

While battle isn't really his forte, he will try to make his master proud!

[Boop_Im_A_Dragon]

Can we vote next time on the time of day when we attack a village? Umbra is afraid of the light.