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Hello all! This is my first RP on these forums, and it's a pretty light and simple one.

The action results are defined by a six-sided die roll:
[1]: Epic Fail. Your efforts only worsened your situation.
[2]: Fail. Your skills or luck were insufficient.
[3]: Meager success: The situation didn't improve by as much as you have intended.
[4]: Success: Your efforts were sufficient to achieve your goal.
[5]: Epic Success: Your skills and luck have combined to ensure your success.
[6]: Overshot: Your efforts were more than required for the goal's completion, and your luck is such that unfortunate side-effects are inevitable.

Basically, you can post what you want to do, and the GM will resolve it with dice.

*Note that if your action forces someone else to do something, your action will be disqualified that round. Ex. Bob: "Mitchell kills himself" *

If at any time something threatens a player, that player may make a roll to avoid the threat.

For each action, any number of rolls may be made, as determined by the GM.
Primary causes for multiple rolls include, but are not limited to:

* Actions explicitly composed of multiple actions
* Actions that imply other actions that are not declared free

For every dodge roll, any number of additional rolls may be made, as determined by the circumstances, and any skills or special effects applied to the player.

If you are Stunned, Dazed, etc. you will receive a temporary penalty to overall or individual rolls, this penalty lasts until something you, or someone else, does to fix it.
If you receive a long-term effect that has the potential to alter itself, you get an Effect Resistance roll immediately after your action is resolved to determine the spread and consequences of the effect.
If you are Unconscious, whatever penalty you receive will not reduce your roll score below 2, unless stated otherwise.
If you receive a mortal wound but are not killed outright, you need to pass a roll to dodge death at the end of every turn. Only bad rolls here will provide penalties to survival rolls.

You can spend your turn to help another player achieve his goal.
You can also spend your turn to botch another player's action.

I will be the GM...

So- You wake in a expansive field, what do you do?
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I set fire to the expansive field.
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You roll a: 6!
Your fire was set magically between your hands, scorching the entire expansive field. The fire burns all of the field, and even seems to burn through the dirt and rock itself! Your fire has destroyed the entire part of Earth's crust that you stand on! You must ROLL TO DODGE!(More like be able to survive in lava or fly)
You roll a: 1!
You fall into the magma of the Earth's inner layers burning to a crisp. You lose -2 to your next role and must pass a death role each turn!

ROLL TO NOT DIE: 4! You survive in the lava.
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I pray really hard for God to turn the lava into ice cream.
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I assist him in prayer
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@Takashi Rolls a: 2 (-2=0)
"God is away right now, please leave a message after the beep and he'll get back to you later.
@ManiacMaestro Rolls a: 5!
Maniac Yells furiously at the voicemail after the beep, and God does get back to him! God apologizes and happily changes the lava into vanilla ice cream. Everyone eats a little and gets +1 next roll!
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I scoop up a wad of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream and throw it at ManiacMaestro shouting, "ICE CREAM FIIIIIGHT!"
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I prepare a horde of the finest Orcs and march to the nearest human town with the intent of great riches and even greater glory.
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@Takashi rolls a: 1!
You attempt to scoop a wad of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, but it seems there isn't any... You get sad and start eating some vanilla ice cream until you throw up. (-1 next roll)

@ArenaSnow rolls a: 4!
You gather your Orcs! Are they the finest? You roll a: 2! Nope. Not the finest, pretty sub-par. You start to march towards the nearest human town with your sub-par Orcs! Do you receive great riches? You roll a: 6! You recitative great amounts of riches! You loot an enormous amount of gold, and stock it all in your loot bags. Suddenly, as you start contemplating how much glory you're getting, a bag splits and send gold flying straight towards you! You must ROLL TO DODGE! You roll a: 1! You get hit right between your eyes and are knocked out cold (-2 to anything related to the outside world while unconscious). Your Orcs are wondering how much glory they have after demolishing this poor human town. You roll a: 4! You are known as 'The Conqueror' to all humans, and they rightfully fear you.
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I disguise myself as an orc and start a labor union, then propose we go on strike against ArenaSnow unless the following demands are met: 1.) unlimited free health care 2.) Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday 3.) An iPhone 6 for every orc with unlimited mobile data 4.) An apology for being the worst boss ever 5.) All currency within the empire shall not depict the ruler, but an orc, and all currency within the empire shall read "orcs rule."
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I pick weeds and herbs for my conjuring spell :)
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I create an automaton to keep the peace between humans and orcs. And maybe strike up a conversation, probably how young males come to my front yard while I enjoy a blended dairy drink confection.
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I try to roll a 7.
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I start a army of greatest human and elven and such heroes to throw off our orcish oppressors and attack the horde with my army.
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I start a blog on tumblr where orcs are chauvinist pigs in a orcist society
#orcssuck
#icecreamfieldattack
#whydoIparodyworldeventsandstupidthingspeopledoonsocialmediasomuch
#orcfemminism
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@Takashi You roll a: 2!
You raise your hand to begin your speech, but then your fake orc head falls off and you are escorted out of the city.
@Pripovednik You roll a: 3!
Sadly, there are no weeds. Anywhere. At all. The field is entirely ice cream. You do scoop some 'weed flavored ice cream' which isn't as effective, but it works.
@ManiacMaestro You roll a: 2!
Your automaton starts it's thing, then breaks down because it starts raining.
For your anti-orc blog: You roll a: 4!
A few hundred humans log on and make accounts, along with a few orc log on looking upon and being disgusted by what the humans write.@UnlosingRanger Your roll a: 4!
You fai- um you succe- no, wait. Uhh

WARNING: PARADOX CREATED. PLEASE WAIT FOR THE CUSTOMARY BLACK HOLE 'PARADOX CLEANSER' TO TAKE YOU FAR AWAY TO A DISTANT GALAXY. PLEASE HAVE A NICE TRIP.

@hiddenleafguy You roll a: 5!
Your multi-racial anti-orc army grows very strong! It is a great army rivaling that of large nations, so you decide that's what you will do! You create a large, highly military controlled nation called Humania.
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I create an army of carrots and enforce healthy eating with an iron fist.
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I attempt to use NSA level equipment to shut down the anti-orc blog.

Then I go after Humania with the finest orcs I can pick up out of my forces and attempt to destroy their leadership and take the throne.
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I have my angry feminist pilot planes that drop weed over the area so the male orcs get distracted and smoke it instead of attacking and they convert somehow convert to Rastafarianism. (even though they only just now discovered weed and are devout believers in old orcish customs.)
(OOC: how do you do the color text KingTip? that looks cool, and I wanna use it in my future roleplays,IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN JOIN THEM.)
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