[OOC] We Are the Crystal Gems

[Raijinslayer]

@AkayaofthemoonHe'll be introducing them to ALL the things that have ever existed.

[Loony]

@Akayaofthemoon Agreed XD.
Gilles is going to be Emerald's doorway to the amazing world that is human technology. And the internet.

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Raijinslayer

LOL pretty much XD

"Wait, humans are made how? I am not sure I follow...:

Because of last night I had to throw that in there XD

[Loony]

@Raijinslayer


"What the bloody hell is an iHOP?" *asks, Amber's vocabulary apparently rubbed off her. Then notices the magical thing known as the pancake.*

"...Am I supposed to eat this, Reggie, sir? No offense, the stuff on top looks sort of...Sticky? Is that normal? Green Gem told me human food was gross, but it doesn't look bad to me. It's just the fact that it's...sticky. Seems sort of off to me."

[Raijinslayer]

@Akayaofthemoon

Reggie: "Aqua, before I go on, I must ask you, do you really want to know?"

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@Loony "Hey, just try it, you might like it, you might not, bu t you'll never know unless you give it a shot. And yes, that stuff on top is called syrup and it makes the pancakes taste better. Also, don't curse like that Eve, it's undignified."

Waiter hands Reggie the bill for food, and he realizes that he doesn't have any money. A stream of obsenicties flow from his mouth like a broken damn.

[Loony]

@Akayaofthemoon

*Horribly immature giggling fit that eventually dies down* "Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other, very, very much, they decide t-PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" *Even more horribly immature giggling fit that doesn't seem to be dying down anytime soon*

[Raijinslayer]

@Loony"Giles! Be serious about this, okay, they honestly have no idea and it's not fun to laugh. I don't care if it's funny as all hell, your being rude and disrespectful."

[Loony]

@Raijinslayer

*Being told to be respectful while explaining how babies are made only makes Gilles laugh more. And he's hurting from how bad he's laughing. Nice going, Reggie.*

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Loony@Raijinslayer

"What is so funny? Is the thing...oh what did you call it? Nevermind, is this act suppose to be funny? And is this 'put it in' like fusion? How does fusion create a new human? What am I missing?"

[Loony]

@Raijinslayer

"Undignified? Well, Amber uses it, and as fond as I am of him, I suppose it must mean it's true. I'll stop. But, uh, Reggie, sir? Now you're cursing as well. Doesn't that make you undignified? And what's that paper for, anyways? Is that the silly thing Green Gem told me about? Money or whatever it's called?"

[Raijinslayer]

@Akayaofthemoon@LoonyReggie sighs before turning to Aqua and then, completely serious in his expression, leads her to sit down in front of a computer. "The best why to explain is by showing you, and luckily, the internet is full of people who are curious about the process as you, so just click on any of these sights I've brought up and you'll know everything you need to know."

Reggie walks over to where Giles is dying and sits down next to him to contemplate his life choices, and whether or not he;s made a huge error in judgement.

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"Yep, and now we're going to start running, NOW!!!" *Eve will again find herself being dragged by Reggie as he bolts from the resturuatant, to the displeasure of the entirety of it's staff.*

[21308]

"And if it's all the same to you, could somebody please tell me more about "spoopy?"

[Raijinslayer]

My god, what have we done here?

[Loony]

@Raijinslayer
*Meanwhile, Gilles is recovering from laughter overdose*

"P-Put it-PFFFFFFFT, DID YOU GIVE HER PORN SITES!? MON DIEUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA-" *more dying Gilles laughter*

[Loony]

@Raijinslayer Created something marginally less scary than Fuseblawb? XD

Reggie needs to show Amb and Eve Guardians of the Galaxy. We can't ever let Groot jokes die for good.

[Raijinslayer]

@Loony"You try explaining Sex to a super alien rock thing, It's hard enough trying to tell kids! At least she won't be scarred by it . . . probably."

[21308]

I really like this 'gems discover the internet' subplot, I think it needs to be an actual thing.

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Raijinslayer

Looks at mouse curious and clicks, glancing on the screen to see what happened.

"Oh a video, I love these. Emerald shows me ones with mus....what is that? Why are they taking off clothes? WHAT IN STARS IS THAT?! There is no way that will...what? HoW does that work?! Oh why would any human want to do this act? It looks so.....oh the mess. What was that that came out? What why I am still watching?"! covers eyes and stands up blushing, "I'm sorry I asked. My eyes burn. How would any human like doing such a thing? How are you all not extinct?"

[Raijinslayer]

@21308Agreed, it'd be hilarious.

[Raijinslayer]

@AkayaofthemoonYou just killed me again, Akaya, I'm a ghost of a ghost! Boo, again.