[OOC] We Are the Crystal Gems

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Raijinslayer

XD Apparently I am going to kill you a lot if this is anything to go by XD

[Loony]

@Akayaofthemoon

*More Gilles dying of laughter overdose, eventually calming down* "Duuude, humans are gross, okay? People like that sort of stuff. People get paid to do this stuff to others! XD"

[Loony]

@Akayaofthemoon You're killing us all, Akaya. Soon Spinel will have an army of spoopy canyon ghosts!

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Loony

"I certainly don't find the attraction by watching it. It looks like a mess and jumble of ....I mean to go as far as to make that an occupation seems a little crazy. I just don't understand HOW they could like it....this is so confusing. Wait, do you guys do...that?"

[21308]

@Loony

"Dance, my pretties!"

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Loony

lol mwhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha I am creator of ghost army! Fear the power mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Raijinslayer]

@Akayaofthemoon@Loony"Okay, so much for the whole 'not scarring them' theory. Anyway, to answer your question, that . . . process, is what creates us. Think of the woman as the whole and the Man's . . . genitals . . . as the plaent's nutrient. Out them together and you have a human, though that human is more like a fusion, being parts of both the man and woman on a genetic level, and most times, they share personality traits with their parents as well. And yes, what Giles said is true, humans enjoy it and tend to do it a lot, not necessarily with the thought in mind of making a baby. And yes, people do get paid to make these kinds of videos for . . . I'm just going to stop right there, and just leave it to what Giles said. Humans are gross, enough said. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going outside to practice sword fighting . . . and clear my head."

EDit: "And if you mean us as in me and Giles, then no, but I'm sure we've both at least done the deed at least once, right Giles?"

[Loony]

@Akayaofthemoon @Raijinslayer

"Me?" PFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHA, NONO, NOT MEAHAHAHAHAHAA...Hah. No. Sex is weird and I don't understand why adults are so obsessed with it, or why people make such a big deal out of being a virgin. Eeeewww... Why would anyone want to go through that?" He says, as if he himself isn't an adult.

(Gilles is ace for anyone wondering. But not aro. Not completely aro, anyways. :P)

[Akayaofthemoon]

"Humans are so strange and mysterious. It is for making new humans but isn't done just to make new humans and acutally feels good....wait...you guys have....nope...I need to process this..." Aquamarine NOPEs and walks into her room, having now different questions but afraid to ever ask...or watch videos anytime soon

[Loony]

@Akayaofthemoon

*And with Aquamarine's reaction, Gilles proceeds to die again*

[Raijinslayer]

@LoonyReggie is out training in the courtyard, rolling his eyes at Giles reaction, not realizing that the man-child was actually being serious.

That was epically marvelous, and it's a damn shame none of it really happened.

[Loony]

@21308 I have a better version of that song.

[Raijinslayer]

On an unrelated note, are their any ships floating out in peoples minds at the moment?

[Kronshi]

@Raijinslayer
So far only two ships:
Eve X Amber : Because they are so close to each other
Eve X Emerald : Because they hate each other so much

[Loony]

@Raijinslayer

It happened in an alternate universe. We can treasure it forever. I'll save it somewhere. XD

Evenkite notices the laptop in the room left on, and out of curiousity, turns the video on.

She does not speak before watching, does not speak while watching, and does not speak after watching. She hastily shuts down the computer in order to prevent the younger gems from having to see this...thing, whatever it is, and makes her through the days without making eye contact with anyone. Her silence lasts as long as her lack of eye contact, until she finally has the guts to ask.

"Reggie, sir? What did I watch?"

[21308]

@Loony But that version doesn't feature a flamboyant pumpkin man!

[Raijinslayer]

@LoonyReggie's face goes from confusion to realization, then horror, before ending in uncomfortable awkwardness. He hesitate a bit before deciding it was best to just get it out of the way. "That is what we call Sex and it's something humans do to make more humans. That's about all I'm going to say on the subject." He then goes back to training, doing his best to ignore that Eve is even there. He was just done with this subject, and would not discuss it with another gem ever again if he could help it.

[Loony]

@Raijinslayer

"...It looks painful." Eve says nothing more and lets Reggie continue with his training. She doesn't dare want to question anything else, but at the very least she could reassure herself that it was probably for the best that it was her, the oldest of the Kindergarten gems, to have seen it, and not the others, and that she had prevented them from being able to see it. But she doesn't think she'll ever get over the scarring, even if Aquamarine used all the healing powder she could create.

(Tiny gem is very scared of the strange world of humans. XD)

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Raijinslayer

It could happen....just throwing that out there....I am completely agreeing....that I would find this hilarious to actually have this happen.

[Raijinslayer]

@LoonyPoor Alternate Eve, what has been seen cannot be unseen.