[OOC] We Are the Crystal Gems

[Loony]

@Akayaofthemoon

Could this day get any worse?

*Fordite somehow happens*

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Loony

Omg! I am dying laughing XD my husband is looking at me weird but I can't stop laughing

[Raijinslayer]

@Loony*Fordite than proceeds to chase both Johnny and Emerald throught the town, threatening to skewer then with tridents and what not*

[Akayaofthemoon]

Lol XD I seriously can't breath. I am literally crying cause I am laughing so hard

[Loony]

@HaltingBlooper That's because pretty much nobody cares about us enough to know. They're either apathetic or want us gone. It's sort of sad, but it's true. That's why it means so much to me when people want to learn more about us.

[Loony]

@Akayaofthemoon Akaya please don't die on us, laughter is the best medicine but no one ever said overdose wasn't a danger. XD

[Raijinslayer]

@LoonyLoony, I think we're bad for Akaya's health. We either kill her with feels or kill her laughter, our powers combined are just too strong

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Loony

lol XD I will be fine really. Not going anywhere anytime soon ^_^

[HaltingBlooper]

@HaltingBlooper That's because pretty much nobody cares about us enough to know. They're either apathetic or want us gone. It's sort of sad, but it's true. That's why it means so much to me when people want to learn more about us.

@Loony

It may be because us AMURICANS don't really get educated about.....borders that aren't drawn on maps. Hmm. :( Yeah we don't seem to delve much into the cultural side of things in our education. Like Basque. Or Kurdistan.

[pyroman]

@AkayaofthemoonThat's good to hear, we can't have anyone dying here, even from laughter!

[Pathfinder]

@Akayaofthemoon
PLEASE NO, SHE NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG!

The Van is, and forever shall be, a woman. Her name is Van, short for Vanessa... long for V.

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Pathfinder

Poor girl... I make "MY VAN!" Jokes a lot.....

[Pathfinder]

If I lived in a Van, I would too. It would literally be my baby.

[Loony]

@Pathfinder I'm not going to question how you, a male homo sapiens, would be able to give birth to a van, but nonetheless. XD
Sorry I joke about the use of literally far too often.

[Loony]

@Raijinslayer You know what we should do with these powers?

*In Fordite voice* We should misuse and abuse them for our own entertainment-Er, I mean, we should use them for the greater good. Yeah, that.

[Guardian Angel Haruki]

@Pathfinder
LOL. Candice is probably going to hijack that van if she needs to go chase after someone in a car. XD

[Loony]

@HaltingBlooper Trust me when I say it's not just Americans who don't know about us. And there's plenty of places America and other countries don't really know anything about that do have borders. :P

Seriously though, pretty much every country in the Middle East -and many countries outside of the Middle East- wants us gone. We have a long history of genocide and assimilation attempts thrust upon us and they're still continuing. And I'm going to stop myself now before I start sounding like a racist for bashing on the Turkish government. Because I don't have anything against them as a people, and I'm going to admit that many, hell, even most Kurds (understandably) do, but I don't, it's just that their government can go rot in hell for their treatment of us. Especially The First School Stunt, as I like to call it. I don't know if there's an actual name for that event but for some reason it pisses me off more than anything else they've pulled off.

[pyroman]

*lurks around as the jaws theme plays in the distance*

[21308]

You guys are great but ugh... I'm so tired.

[Akayaofthemoon]

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Candice: Goverment business! I am confiscating your veichal!

*drives off at high speeds*

MY VAN!!!