Let us become something better than who we were before we read this thread.

[Vilageidiotx]

You know how furries are really popular? Well, if you want to become a furry than I have a website to help you.

http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=7427

This will tell you what type of furry you are. For me, it said.

"divine beagle. it works at an adorable tiny bakery. it wears scarves all the time."

[BrobyDDark]

What the fu-



WHAT THE FUCK.

DINH, WE KNOW THIS WAS YOU.

Anyways, this is what I got:



I am OK with this.

[Antarctic Termite]

glossy white worm. its body is covered in occult sigils and runes which pulse ominously. it wears a toga.

This is beautiful and perfect for me and I don't regret reading this thread nearly as much as I thought I would.

[Dinh AaronMk]

What the fu-



WHAT THE FUCK.

@BrobyDDark

There are more Aarons than just me. We are an army. We are a legion of the voice of YHW. We are united in false-Kohen-hood.

But whatever, here's what I got:

Shimmering red rat. it has slicked back hair. in place of a head it has a floating cube that glows and pulses softly.

[Good Bot]

pastel bull. it has an impractically large sword. it has a thick beard.

Alright then.
I'm not going to comment on the middle part.

[Joegreenbeen]

Mines a little disturbing:

red and green hellhound. it has a septum piercing. it runs a blog dedicated to different types of planes throughout history.

Fursona

[stark]

big pink sparrow. everything it wears is made out of pleather. it has fangs capable of injecting venom.

Hm.

[mdk]

ghostly sheep. it dresses like a grandpa. it cries all the time and can't really do much about it.

Do dead people dream of ghostly sheep?

[VarionusNW]

slimy cheetah. it flickers in and out of this plane of reality. it never blinks.

I have to say, I came here to be amused, and this does not disappoint. Internet, you are fucking weird, and I love you.

[GodOfWar]

pink and blue sloth. it has two heads. it wears a mcdonalds uniform because it works at mcdonalds.

Fursona Generator

It is my spirit animal.

[Valkyr]

Wh-Uh... Hm.

big pink pomeranian. it is a communist. numerous eyeballs float around it. watching. waiting.

[BrobyDDark]

Wh-Uh... Hm.

<Snipped quote>

@Valkyr

That's

hm.

[GodOfWar]

Wh-Uh... Hm.

big pink pomeranian. it is a communist. numerous eyeballs float around it.
watching. waiting.

@Valkyr

All Internet conspiracys confirmed because of this animal.

[Vilageidiotx]

big pink pomeranian.

@Valkyr

communist

@Valkyr

Checks out.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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<Snipped quote by Valkyr>

Checks out.

@Vilageidiotx

[Vilageidiotx]

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@Dinh AaronMk

[ClocktowerEchos]

slime cat. it enjoys performing occult rituals with friends. its face is actually an electronic screen.

...

I am unsure of what to think of this although I have a feeling this may also be the answer to conspiracy theories.

[VarionusNW]

I want to use this in an rp for some reason...

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

petite lizard. it runs. everywhere. all the time. it speaks a forgotten and ancient language both disturbing and enchanting to mortal ears.

Why do these all sound like they came straight out of a Welcome to Night Vale episode?

[Blitz]

fuschia buffalo. it works out. it wears a maid outfit.

do u even lift broffalo