Spamfic

[NotAMouse]

<Snipped quote by Hood>

I found a satellite connection in an abandoned military base while scavenging for food and raki.

@Hank

Keep an eye out for the Commies.

[Joegreenbeen]

God, the entire cast for my spamfic are gone except for Joe and Joe was gonna die in the first chapter.

@BrobyDDark

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[BrobyDDark]

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@Joegreenbeen

SPOILERS~

[Doivid]

I'm here...Once in a while.

[BrobyDDark]

I'm here...Once in a while.

@Doivid

lol hoo r u nrd

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Dammit Broby how come I'm never in your spamfics?

[Awson]

Keystrokes

[Doivid]

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lol hoo r u nrd

@BrobyDDark

fite me irl

[BrobyDDark]

Dammit Broby how come I'm never in your spamfics?

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

You were. I just forgot about you.

Think your character was called Clirk U. Songfine the third or something along those lines.

[Holmishire]

Writing a spamfic is a reward in and of itself. Relevant or not, readership or no.

[Joegreenbeen]

I'm here...Once in a while.

@Doivid

I remember a Devoid, but I don't remember you. #Imsofunny

[Hank]

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Keep an eye out for the Commies.

@Taaj

You mean the Golden Dawn guys? Why is it Americans all seem to know who they are, we don't really give a shit about them here.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

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You were. I just forgot about you.

Think your character was called Clirk U. Songfine the third or something along those lines.

@BrobyDDark

Aw c'mon that sounds so cool do it do it

Writing a spamfic is a reward in and of itself. Relevant or not, readership or no.

@Holmishire

Lol that's bull. No one would write a Spamfic unless Spam read it, whether it was a truly artistic effort or complete crap. Spamfic authors are entertainers and entertainers need to entertain or else they will wither and die like a plant without sunlight.

[Holmishire]

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Lol that's bull. No one would write a Spamfic unless Spam read it, whether it was a truly artistic effort or complete crap. Spamfic authors are entertainers and entertainers need to entertain or else they will wither and die like a plant without sunlight.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

What if the only person that need be entertained is the author themselves?

[Awson]

@Holmishire

Then there's no reason for it to leave their own head to begin with.

[Holmishire]

@Holmishire

Then there's no reason for it to leave their own head to begin with.

@Awson

Have you ever read the same book twice, or watched a movie twice? Certainly you know what happens in the story, and you are familiar with the characters. You might even have memorized the dialogue.

And yet, there are certain advantages in the cohesion of applied media that the mind cannot rightly do justice on its own.

[BrobyDDark]

<Snipped quote by Awson>

Have you ever read the same book twice, or watched a movie twice? Certainly you know what happens in the story, and you are familiar with the characters. You might even have memorized the dialogue.

And yet, there are certain advantages in the cohesion of applied media that the mind cannot rightly do justice on its own.

@Holmishire

So your argument for writing spamfics, is that you'll have more fun not writing spamfics, but then you loop it back around to saying "Yeah sure write those; it has its own advantages" even though if nobody reads them, those advantages are lost entirely. K.

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Aw c'mon that sounds so cool do it do it

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

Fine. I'll do it. I've still got the docs containing all the characters and some memories of the stories I was gonna write, even if my old phone with the original chapter and info was bricked recently.

I'll make a topic in about a week after I re-think of the minor details and new characters.

[Joegreenbeen]

<Snipped quote by Holmishire>

So your argument for writing spamfics, is that you'll have more fun not writing spamfics, but then you loop it back around to saying "Yeah sure write those; it has its own advantages" even though if nobody reads them, those advantages are lost entirely. K.

<Snipped quote by Raxacoricofallapatorius>

Fine. I'll do it. I've still got the docs containing all the characters and some memories of the stories I was gonna write, even if my old phone with the original chapter and info was bricked recently.

I'll make a topic in about a week after I re-think of the minor details and new characters.

@BrobyDDark

Can I not die in this one? XD

[Holmishire]

<Snipped quote by Holmishire>

So your argument for writing spamfics, is that you'll have more fun not writing spamfics, but then you loop it back around to saying "Yeah sure write those; it has its own advantages" even though if nobody reads them, those advantages are lost entirely. K.

@BrobyDDark

Not at all?

I never said it'd be better not to write them, nor that the advantages were lost if nobody read them. That's like the exact opposite of what I was saying.

[BrobyDDark]

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Can I not die in this one? XD

@Joegreenbeen

Its going to be the same one, with the same plot. You will still die a horrible gruesome death.

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Not at all?

I never said it'd be better not to write them, nor that the advantages were lost if nobody read them. That's like the exact opposite of what I was saying.

@Holmishire

Right, sorry. Misread the argument. I mean, you're still wrong, but for different reasons.

Spamfics are meant to be read y=by the people of Spam. Without them, there would be no point to write a spamfic. If it were to entertain the author by writing, they could have just swapped out the characters and post their story elsewhere.