THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

[BrobyDDark]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.

@ClocktowerEchos

If you had standards you wouldn't be sucking Larfleeze's dick this hard.

[TP]

I thought this said apocalypse stopping tits.

[ClocktowerEchos]

I thought this said apocalypse stopping tits.

@TP

THAT WOULD ALSO BE APPRECIATED IN THESE DARK, DANK TIMES.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Step 1) Check to make sure you have Monsoon Munch.
Step 2) Assemble the Wonderful 101
Step 3) Deliver the ring to Mount Doom
Step 4) Order a Volcanic Eruption, extra-large Chicago-style Pizza from Mount Doom
Step 5) Fly to Moon
Step 6) Activate the "Extra Spectacular Silver Rainbow Spectacular Spherical Encasement of Wonder Ray" on the sun.

Step 7) Revel in Doritos.

[Larfleeze]

Step 2) Assemble the Wonderful 101

@Dinh AaronMk

DANGER'S COMIN', LOOMIN' LARGE, SO WHO'S GONNA MAKE A STAND?
ONE HUNDRED RANGERS ARE TAKIN' CHARGE, THE LINE IS DRAWN IN THE SAND
KNUCKLES CRACK IN TWO HUNDRED VERY DIFFERENT WAAAAAYS
BUT EACH AND EVERY ONE HAS GOT THE SAME THING TO SAAAAAY...

[GodOfWar]

"GO GO, POWER RANGERS!!!!"

[Antarctic Termite]

I feel like this thread might just be a little trashy.

[Hank]

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And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.

@ClocktowerEchos

That's a reference to Mad Max: Fury Road, you fucking heathen.

also this thread is sheer cancer

[ClocktowerEchos]

I feel like this thread might just be a little trashy.

@Antarctic Termite

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

That's a reference to Mad Max: Fury Road, you fucking heathen.

also this thread is sheer cancer

@Hank

Welcome to the Spam forum, someone will be here soon to collect your insurance and your organs.

[Dinh AaronMk]

[Hank]

<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

<Snipped quote by Hank>

Welcome to the Spam forum, someone will be here soon to collect your insurance and your organs.

@ClocktowerEchos

I was in Spam when it was first created in 2009 and I can tell you it was a lot better than this, newboy.

[BrobyDDark]

<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

<Snipped quote by Hank>

Welcome to the Spam forum, someone will be here soon to collect your insurance and your organs.

@ClocktowerEchos

You are quite possibly the worst new kid we've ever had, and at one point Joe was in the church of NatHack.