Keira Crowell
What's your name?
Uh, Keira Crowell. Isn't this like, and expected thing for most highschoolers? Is the ability to put your name at the top of your paper a necessary instruction now?
How old are you?
I'm really starting to wonder what I'm applying for here. Uh, I'm actually nineteen years old and a freshman in college.
What do you look like?
Okay, first off, I want to say that I hate my height. There are a lot of pretty cute guys around me that refuse to take interest because I'm the same height or taller than them. I'm about 5'9, which I know isn't super impressive to some of you guys but hey all I know is that I've been taller than all of my girl-friends. I've got like... C cups I think? I'm somewhere in between. Although my height ONCE AGAIN works against me in making them look smaller than they are. I guess I'm pretty fit, I mean upstate NY is pretty nice this time of year and I need to do SOME form of physical activity in order to not end up being 300lbs and have NO boys interested in me. So I guess I have some core and leg strength? I dunno man. Two mile runs are pretty killer.
I have dark hair and brown eyes because I am the average american person. I also wear contacts a lot because evolution decided to cripple one of the human's TWO advantages over the rest of the animals around. Thankfully I'm pretty sure I'm intelligent. Or just really, really lucky on multiple choice tests.
Leather jackets are bae. They make me feel like I'm actually badass.
Do you have any hobbies?
My hobbies include internet memes, eating, Netflix, keeping exotic animals that I probably shouldn't be keeping and working at at a natural history museum. The pay of which I use to facilitate my bad habits and hobbies. I'm also pretty big into tech in general. Despite what most college freshman would admit to, I'm also pretty okay with studying... and reading.
I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love, okay?!
What are some things that you especially dislike?
Well I mean, sleep and I have a love-hate relationship. Sudden, loud noises. I don't really hate anything especially. I find a lot of things annoying though.
What are your goals for the future? Both immediate and long-term
Haaa... I'm going with a biochemistry major because a degree in something that sounds sciency will probs get you a job anywhere. Right now I work in the R&R devision in the museum. I clean fossils and mold them and stuff. Maybe give Museum tours here and there.
I like operating under some lyric I head in a song about... sunscreen or something? 'Some of the most interesting 20 year olds dont know what they want to do, THE most interesting 40 year olds still dont.'
Am I doing this right?
What's your home life like? Specifically, what is your relationship like with your parents?
Well I mean I visit pretty often and they pay for my apartment so I can work and college effectively. I'm an only child so they help out when they can and all that. The dog's pretty cool too I guess. I live alone though. It's pretty convenient because I can be a slob and no one judges me.
She always pushed me when I was younger to bank on my intellect. Made me get tutors and all that. I didn't understand it at the time because I had to sacrifice my limited social life but... Perfect scores on the SAT and ACT really help when it comes to college options.
What's your favorite animal, and why?
I love owls. I have a pet owl. He hates me. Why is the owl my favorite you ask? Well, try riding a bicycle at night and picking up a moving burrito with your feet- based upon the sound that it makes...
...Nailed it.
Favorite color?
Well, my favorite color is 'Fallow'... Not necessarily because I like it for being cool or anything but because I looked up 'Colors no one knows about' and the picture the website used to describe it was a really funny picture of a deer. And now all I can think about when i think of Fallow was a picture of that stupid deer.
Yes, a deer is a color to me. MOVING ALONG.
Do you identify with any song or piece of music?
Uh.
Uh.
*Vibrates rapidly*
Do you believe in aliens?
Well I mean the universe is a big place and we've already found single cell life imprinted onto comets that hit earth sooo...
Keira's Relationships
Clay
Clay and I go pretty far back because of our families, but not very... deep. If that makes any sense. I've known him for the longest time but I've never really been his friend. We have a bit of a grade gap and the times we went to the same school, we were either separated by classes or by social groups.
He's strong, and he's a fighter. I say that in the best way possible. He doesn't let anyone keep him down. But there's something about him. He's not at dumb as people treat him and... I know it's weird but, I'm one of those people who tries to work with the small things and I try to talk to him like I would anyone else rather than like he's slow or something. We help each other out when we need it. It's nice to have a do-er in my contacts list that will actually know which pipe connects to what on my car. I'm not exactly very good about experimenting on an object that'd be hard to afford to replace...
Gah, I'm wordy.
Kimmy
Who? Oh! Kimmy? You mean the girl who moved from Korea right? I tutored her in english last year. I like to think that I can take credit for her finally getting the hang of all english's stupid rules!
She was a bit of a hard ass at times but she meant well enough. I think it might've been her upbringing. I know that eastern families tend to be more strict or serious. No shame in that. No shame at all. But she was a good girl. She sought help when she needed it and I was happy to give!
Haven't seen her much since though. Maybe a nod in the hall here or a smile there. Since I graduated I haven't seen her at all. It's a shame.