You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[Keyguyperson]

The color you mean? People keep asking me that. I don't get it, do you people not have radiation-induced mutations here?

[The Survivor]

I mean, I usually avoid irradiated areas if I can help it. And if I can't I wear protection, just like I do with the ladies.

[Ryuzaki]

Well, we all know what youre here for.....

[Unfortunately]

Oh, you're burning.

Fun.

[Ryuzaki]

Correction, I am dissolving

[Unfortunately]

Fine, whatever.

[AlteredTundra]

"Omg, can you stop smiling!? So annoying!"

[Kel Kannan]

"If I hear one more thing about Kim Kardashian, my head is gonna fuckin explode!"

[AlteredTundra]

"You must be Rhaegar Targaryen. I guess it's true what they say - you're much more handsome in person."

[Keyguyperson]

Why are you performing the same motion over and over again?

[Unfortunately]

See what i'm saying down there.

[Talonnightshade]

I can see your mouth moving, but I can't hear what you're saying...

[Unfortunately]

I'm asking if she was braindead.

Now I'm questioning your possibility of brain damage too.

[Keyguyperson]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Helvetian Army Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Rome, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in armored warfare and I’m the top gunner in the entire Helvetian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am calling my contacts in the mafia across Helvetia and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my goddamn tank. Not only am I extensively trained in armored combat, but I have access to the Invisible Reaper and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

(I spent exactly way too much effort on this, and I honestly don't know why)

[Billsomething]

@Keyguyperson The flower is right you do look a little braindead

[Unfortunately]

Finally! Someone who gets my word.

[The Survivor]

@Unfortunately@Billsomething@Keyguyperson

Extremely confused at the very least.

[Ryuzaki]

And the infinite chain of Navy Seals Copypasta has begun

[Vulkan]

Got something on your arm, friend.

[GodOfWar]

They already got you lined up for the mugshot? These guys are efficient...