Beginner's Luck SPAM

[Aewin]

GUYS GUYS WE CAN SPAM HERE

[Matsuri]

OKAY LETS

[Matsuri]

I have the nutshell moments ready to post, so...

[Torithia]

[Aewin]

@Jay Kalton This one's for you

[Virgil]

Much spam...

...going to have a salty feast in here then ^_^

[Matsuri]

AND HERE COME THE NUTSHELLS

[Matsuri]

Next post in a nutshell

Raphaela: *walks up to Teresa*
Teresa: teh fook do u want bish
Raphaela: ur real pretty dattebayo
Teresa: stop ur fucking grin go away u hoe
Raphaela: *walks off and dances like a retard* lol fuk me up


Dormitory Scene in a nutshell

Teresa: omfg its that bitch again ugh
Raphaela: heyo i like you
Teresa: ugh so fookin stupid get away from me you hœ
Raphaela: but senpai y u no speak to meh
Teresa: omfg that stupid grin of urs no one lieks u m9
Raphaela: but I ruv u
Teresa: fuk off bish before i bish slap u
Raphaela: *walks off and dances like a retard* lol fuk me up

NemoLine scene with Raphaela in a nutshell

Nemo: hey
Caroline: hey
Raphaela: hey you 2 shud fuck
Caroline: *blushes* n-no, its not liek dat-
NemoLine shippers: HEY YOU 2 SHUD FUCK
Nemo: uh..
Teresa: *throws bible at Raphaela and the NemoLine shippers* y'all need Jesus
Raphaela: *walks off and dances like a retard* lol fuk me up


3DMG training scene in a nutshell

Teresa: *does a perfect swing* see ya later bishes
Yuri: ah heyall nahaaaaaaa
Teresa: ah heyall yeah nun of u can beat my engelhardt sweg
Anella: I THINK IM GUNNA PUKE
Lilith: ah its ok anella ill be with u *sings Friends theme song*
Teresa: *slays rubber perfectly*
Yuri: i can do better than u
Teresa: bish u just jealous of mah engelhardt swegger
Raphaela: I THINK IM FALLING
Teresa: aint nobuddy give a shit bout u
hœ
Raphaela: but kami sama
Teresa: fuk off
Raphaela: *walks off and dances like a retard* lol fuk me up

Raphaela: i luv ya
Teresa: fuk off
Raphaela: but senpai i luv u
Teresa: i-i said f-fook off...
Raphaela: *kisses Teresa*
Teresa: *is shocked*
Raphaela: im gunna go to survey corps now
Teresa: b-b-b-baka!
Raphaela: u wot m9
Teresa: i luv u 222222
Raphaela: yay senpai noticed meh
Teresa: ya
Raphaela: *sets up fireworks*
Teresa: b-b-b-b-b-baka
Instructor: watchu ladys up to ne
Raphaela: *walks off after huge make out session and dances like a retard* lol fuk me up

Graduation ceremony in a nutshell

Raphaela: I AM A GENIUS
Teresa: nah m89
Yuri: teresa ur small
Teresa: and ur tall
Jay Kalton: OHHHHHHHHHHHSJSKSNSN
Anella: y u gatta be so rooooood
Lilith: bæ cmere
Grant: i cant see the instructor did he turn into an ant again
Raphaela: I AM A GENIUS
Teresa: lol u got like 2982288 place so fook u
Raphaela: but kami sama
Teresa: lol u hœ *slaps*
Anella: teresa i have summin to say
Teresa: u wot 69
Anella: ur a hœ
Jay Kalton: OHHHHHHHHHHWOWOJDNFOEOS
Teresa: *slaps*
Lilith: yo wat teh fuk u do to bæ
Yuri: YURI USED HAMMER ARM
Teresa: wat yhe fuk
Raphaela: senpai i want ur babys like now
Entire cast: FUCK OFF RAPHAELA
Raphaela: *walks off and dances like a retard* lol fuk me up

AnnAela scene in a nutshell

Raphaela: ur so smaaaaaall
Annela: jesus shit ur so fookin tall
Raphaela: howait wha
Anella: nuthin.
*silence*
Raphaela: u lok liek an ant dattebayo
Anella: wats dattebayo
Jay Kalton: (types in OOC) Just go with it, Haru-senpai.
Raphaela: ur so small tho
Anella: dont shove it in my face i already know im a midget smh
Raphaela: lol I'm gunna crush u *turns into murasakibara that bigass titan dude*
Anella: COLOSSAL TITAN
Lilith: yo wat th fook u doin to bae
Raphaela: cruuuuuuuuuuuush
Teresa: rapheala i will kill u now get down here ffs
Raphaela: gimme dat bootayyyyyyy
Teresa: ah heyall nah
Anella and the TerAela shippers: JUST DO IT
Teresa: *twerks it like miley*
Raphaela: *shrinks* heyo babe I'm back
Teresa: b-b-b-b-b-baka me no ur bae
Raphaela: *walks off and dances like a retard* lol fuk me up

[Virgil]

....

[Aewin]

@Virgil

Want some vinegar with that salt?

[Virgil]

@Torithia I think a gif would be adequate here...

[Matsuri]

*gives a thumbs up*

[Torithia]

[Matsuri]

I'm having too much fun with these bullshit posts so...

[Aewin]

@Torithia senpai notice me

[Virgil]

>_<)

*Shakes head*

[Matsuri]

@Aewin senpai notice me

[Torithia]

S-SENPAI?!

[Matsuri]

Shnitzzlemcdizzle I have school tomorrow.

[Aewin]

@Jay Kalton