[IC] One Sentence

[Gentlemanvaultboy]

"THIS DANCE OFF WAS A RUSE!"

[Rikuo3]

Every body ran around like headless chickens.

[malmshodes]

This made the god of chickens angry, because it felt like it was being made fun of, so it snapped its fingers and everyone became chickens.

[Ms Arias Axel]

the god of chickens ran away as his creations, started to peck and claw him.

[Gentlemanvaultboy]

The advantage afforded by my mysterious claws, now growing like spurs from my legs, easily allowed me to assert my dominance as King of the Flock after the meddling god had been driven off.

[Rikuo3]

I threw a ball to celebrate my ascension as King of the Flock.

[Wicked Axel]

The ball proceed to blow up into a huge disaster.

[malmshodes]

People were screaming because that was just the natural thing to do when a bright light flashed above you and then your hair caught on fire.

[Rikuo3]

The flames smelled like candy and sparkles.

[malmshodes]

One person stopped screaming and scooped up some fire, which didn't burn and tasted like skittles.

[Krinos Solstice]

Which was surprising, given the nuclear explosion that was about to occur in the next few moments.

[malmshodes]

It went boom but instead of killing everything nearby by caused all the genetic material to shuffle like in that episode of Dave Vs.

[Gentlemanvaultboy]

We were all chickens though, and so I had the misfortune of awakening as a sentient blob of skittle flavored beaks and meat.

[Krinos Solstice]

And that's how my nightmare of being a Skittle Flavored Chicken Blob began, but you would never believe what the ending to my story would be!

[malmshodes]

As skittles we attracted the giant sweet tooth babies from the planet omicrun-perceye 8!

[Always]

We had won the attack, and this was when I realized that I must be a god.

[AppreciateSolar]

I teleport in from another dimension, say "I'm out", and warp back out.

[Gentlemanvaultboy]

The babies were assimilated into the chicken pile as I stretched my divine consciousness out into the depths of the cosmos, my coming heralded by phantom clucking and the formation of rainbows.