Pet the thing to your left and report how it went.

[Noxious]

My coworker is not amused, but HR is tired of hearing his shit so I think it will be okay.

[Dinh AaronMk]

My back pack and cup of water had nothing to say to me.

[ayzrules]

my carpet didn't give a shit, so i guess it went ok

[King Solterra]

This marble table is... very smoo-- EEEW WHO LEFT THIS STICKY FOOD CRUD

[ArenaSnow]

Had to stop before everyone behind me figured out behind me that I was using one mouse and petting another.

[Kel Kannan]

my hand is now extremely wet from petting my fountain drink...