Pet the thing to your left and report how it went.

[MrSkelton]

My staple remover seemed to enjoy it.

[aza]

So you think you have me figured out.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.

@Awson

Share this fetish with me bby

[MrOmega]

I have discovered I should really vacuum my rug tomorrow...

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Some girl struggling to finish an assignment for class. She was overjoyed.

[Halo]

my cigarettes have resolved to give me 200% cancer because apparently petting is a great insult in their culture

THANKS, AWSON.

[Keyguyperson]

I need to reach over to pull the chips back to me because the petting pushed them away.

[Antarctic Termite]

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Halfway through petting my USB keyboard, I accidentally entered a hotkey command and opened a new browser window which promptly crashed.

[The Mad Hatter]

Petted my daughter. She smiled at me, giggled and toddled away to play with her most noisy toy; not sure if it's "revenge" of coincidence.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Directions not clear. Foot stuck in Bolivian ceiling fan. Send halp and goats

[Keyguyperson]

The guy next to me in chem said "I love it when guys pull back my hair."

[Rose]

*softly pets computer*

[Antarctic Termite]

She seemed pretty fucking confused this time

[RomanAria]

Owwie, dammit, portable music stands are SHARP!!!

[Chapatrap]

I pet a dead fly on my windowsill and got fly intestines on my hands.

thanks lads

[ayzrules]

well, i guess calculators are kind of boring to pet

[Keyguyperson]

My new flight jacket is soft and needs to be put away.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Thanks guys, I got a restraining order for petting the girl next to me :T

[Lord Coake]

My laptop bag seemed okay with the petting. I think.

[Leysos]

Pet the box of crackers next to me. It seems to be okay with it, so long as I pet gently.

[Crayt]

The Pepsi bottle seemed a bit tentative. I proceeded to take a swig afterwards.