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MrSkelton AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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My staple remover seemed to enjoy it.
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aza Artichokes

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So you think you have me figured out.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.


Share this fetish with me bby
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MrOmega

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I have discovered I should really vacuum my rug tomorrow...
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Raxacoricofallapatorius god of shenanigans

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Some girl struggling to finish an assignment for class. She was overjoyed.
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my cigarettes have resolved to give me 200% cancer because apparently petting is a great insult in their culture

THANKS, AWSON.
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I need to reach over to pull the chips back to me because the petting pushed them away.
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Antarctic Termite Resident of Mortasheen

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Halfway through petting my USB keyboard, I accidentally entered a hotkey command and opened a new browser window which promptly crashed.
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The Mad Hatter ... All the best people are

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Petted my daughter. She smiled at me, giggled and toddled away to play with her most noisy toy; not sure if it's "revenge" of coincidence.
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ClocktowerEchos Come Fly With Me!

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Directions not clear. Foot stuck in Bolivian ceiling fan. Send halp and goats
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

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The guy next to me in chem said "I love it when guys pull back my hair."
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*softly pets computer*
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Antarctic Termite Resident of Mortasheen

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She seemed pretty fucking confused this time
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Owwie, dammit, portable music stands are SHARP!!!
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Chapatrap Arr-Pee

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I pet a dead fly on my windowsill and got fly intestines on my hands.

thanks lads
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ayzrules CEO of staying up all night

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well, i guess calculators are kind of boring to pet
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

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My new flight jacket is soft and needs to be put away.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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ClocktowerEchos Come Fly With Me!

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Thanks guys, I got a restraining order for petting the girl next to me :T
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Lord Coake
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Lord Coake The Man Who Sold the World

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My laptop bag seemed okay with the petting. I think.
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Leysos I have a lot / to learn

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Pet the box of crackers next to me. It seems to be okay with it, so long as I pet gently.
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The Pepsi bottle seemed a bit tentative. I proceeded to take a swig afterwards.
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