I return, though still sick, from the depths of...
(( ... DANGIT! Who threw up this time?! ... He threw up where?! On what! ... ... oh... that's ok then.))
I hope that my sudden interjection of critical lawyer is welcome and not a great distraction.
Also,
@LucasSkylight, thank you for your appraisal. Roleplayers who care enough to read from start to present and take the time to truly appreciate what is already there, instead of just skimming over it, are worth their weight in gold. Also, don't try to leave after showing such good character and potential. Cement is cheap and bodies of water are plentiful.
;)