The Tell-tale Spam (Tell a spooky story one sentence at a time).

[gorgenmast]

It was then he realized that he only had Whoppers for candy trap bait anyway, which not even the stupidest kids would try to eat.

[Dinh AaronMk]

He then met the pet leopard.

[gorgenmast]

"Hi weird dog, do you know where I can find child sacrifices?"

[Dinh AaronMk]

The leopard snarled like a leopard.

[gorgenmast]

"Eat this, you antisemite," he angried and threw some Whoppers down its mouth, killing it instantly.

[Vilageidiotx]

He then shunned the body, because he was a true Jew of the kosher kind.

[Dinh AaronMk]

So he left it behind for the starving Eritreans that followed him in to deal with.

[TheMadAsshatter]

"What the fuck is this shit?" they said, angrilerlier.

[BrobyDDark]

The leopard only snarled and said "It's shitposting, don't look."

[GodOfWar]

But alas, the Eritreans looked, and with this their hearts became heavy enough to outweigh the heavy weight champ.

[Dinh AaronMk]

"I sure hope you guys didn't." Castanaza said from the stairs, wearing a smug look on his face and holding a baseball bat in his hands.

[Vilageidiotx]

It was exactly then, as the water clock on the Saudi wall struck midnight, that the Saudi's screamed down the stairs, riding upon ghostly camels and with American artillery on their shoulders.

[Unfortunately]

Unfortunately, it seems that an infuriated horde of Serbian spiders awoke from their supposedly peaceful slumber, swarming and flooding the room while they charged to the Saudis as they mistook them for filthy kebab flies.

[Dinh AaronMk]

And then someone played Remove Kebab on a boom box.

[Vilageidiotx]

That someone was the Jew, who always carried a boombox strapped to his back.

[Dinh AaronMk]

The great cacophony awoke a great spirit then, and crawling from the chasms of the greatest boils of Hell was none other than Richard "the Lionheart" Plantagenet, who promptly spooked the currently irrelevant Eritreans.

[GodOfWar]

The irrelevant Eritreans, quickly sacrificing their youngest child's heavy heart to their hypno-toad god, pleaded for mercy and heavy American artillery of their own to fight off Richard.

[Dinh AaronMk]

"You fools, I fooled you all; even you Houston, Texas!" Richard blares unphazed

[Vilageidiotx]

And so the Saudi's, and the Serbian Spiders, and the Eritreans, came together as friends and allies, and their number was twenty thousand men of fighting age.

[Dinh AaronMk]

But Richard was one, one of lich, one of unkillable and the unseen, and the time was now.