[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Dervish]

What's even a Mass Effect

It sounds like a kind of ass cancer

Dervs ya gotta get that checked out man

@Frizan

I got it from yer mum.

[Leidenschaft]

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Well, maybe if you include Ancient Alien Guy's hair...

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U salty because it was full, scrub

@Dervish

You're looking full too. Full of shit, pusillanimous fuccboi. 1v1 me irl n not online n see wut hapens

[Dervish]

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You're looking full too. Full of shit, pusillanimous fuccboi. 1v1 me irl n not online n see wut hapens

@Leidenschaft

Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped

[Hank]

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Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped

@Dervish

You're also half-dead, mate. What are you, some kind of kamecrazy Warboy?

[ButtsnBalls]

@Chrononaut @Mortarion, check in.

[Dervish]

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You're also half-dead, mate. What are you, some kind of kamecrazy Warboy?

@Hank

You be quiet, filthy gaijin pigu. It's namu bonzai time!

It would be sweet having Saiyan biology. Nearly dying and getting stronger than ever each time? I'd be at least as stronk as Carrot Top by now. At least.

[Mortarion]

@gcold Still here, will try to get a post up soon

[ButtsnBalls]

@gcold Still here, will try to get a post up soon

@Mortarion

What's the post about?

[Mortarion]

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What's the post about?

@gcold

I was planning to have Tsleeixth, with the help of a couple NPCs, tackle one of the Kamals.

[ButtsnBalls]

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I was planning to have Tsleeixth, with the help of a couple NPCs, tackle one of the Kamals.

@Mortarion

In that case, it'll be the NPCs doing the tackling. Since Tsleeixth just had his face smashed in, he's in no fighting shape.

[Mortarion]

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In that case, it'll be the NPCs doing the tackling. Since Tsleeixth just had his face smashed in, he's in no fighting shape.

@gcold

Yeah, I didn't explain myself properly. The NPCs would be doing the fighting while Tsleeixth provides support with his spells.

[ButtsnBalls]

Yeah, I didn't explain myself properly. The NPCs would be doing the fighting while Tsleeixth provides support with his spells.

@Mortarion

Sounds like a plan.

Edit: Let's see if we can get through today without dank memes.

Edit 2: Front page updated.

[Frizan]

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Sounds like a plan.

Edit: Let's see if we can get through today without dank memes.

@gcold

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: wow it might actually happen. Gj guys I'm proud. Except Fox. You know what you did.

[Leidenschaft]

The fact that we got through today without the use of dank memes, but instead through no one posting at all for 11 hours really pays testament to everyone here.

gg, guys.

[Frizan]

The fact that we got through today without the use of dank memes, but instead through no one posting at all for 11 hours really pays testament to everyone here.

gg, guys.

@Leidenschaft

Only the best.

[Dervish]

Urge to shitpost... rising...

[Frizan]

Urge to shitpost... rising...

@Dervish

RESIST, DERVS

WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS

USE YOUR METAPHYSICAL WEEB SWORD TO SLICE APART YOUR URGES

[MacabreFox]

@Frizan The Fox is only guilty of not having enough wine for dinner tonight!

[Dervish]

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RESIST, DERVS

WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS

USE YOUR METAPHYSICAL WEEB SWORD TO SLICE APART YOUR URGES

@Frizan

CONSTIPATED LIKE STRAINING GRUNTS INTENSIFY/

[Peik]

Hopefully the post's enjoyable.