[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[ButtsnBalls]

Hopefully the post's enjoyable.

@Peik

Like Skyrim with a weird one-arm elf. 9/10.

IGN

[Frizan]

Dunmer best mer

Don't even need arms.

[Hank]

Niernen kills people without even touching them. Based N-God.

[Peik]

Dunmer best mer

Don't even need arms.

@Frizan

I like to think that Sadri was a worse fighter back when he had two arms. Learning the hard way, shit like that.

[Dervish]

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I like to think that Sadri was a worse fighter back when he had two arms. Learning the hard way, shit like that.

@Peik

He should totally get a flail attachment for his nub.

[Peik]

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He should totally get a flail attachment for his nub.

@Dervish

I'll probably upgrade to a magic-operated iron hand a la Götz von Berlichingen if the opportunity presents itself.

[Dervish]

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I'll probably upgrade to a magic-operated iron hand a la Götz von Berlichingen if the opportunity presents itself.

@Peik

Keepeh thy pimp hand formidable.

[Frizan]

Finally got back to that Morrowind playthrough I talked about, like, two months ago, lol. I was playing it on and off in between, but never put more than a few minutes in.

Joined with the Imperial Cult, gonna head to Ebonheart soon to sign up for Shrine Sergeant duty. In the meantime I'm gonna run around Balmora and the other starting areas so I can get coin and skill levels in a place where I'm not liable to getting one-shot.

Spears are fun, by the way. Really lets me get the full Roman Imperial legionnaire experience.

[ButtsnBalls]

Finally got back to that Morrowind playthrough I talked about, like, two months ago, lol. I was playing it on and off in between, but never put more than a few minutes in.

Joined with the Imperial Cult, gonna head to Ebonheart soon to sign up for Shrine Sergeant duty. In the meantime I'm gonna run around Balmora and the other starting areas so I can get coin and skill levels in a place where I'm not liable to getting one-shot.

Spears are fun, by the way. Really lets me get the full Roman Imperial legionnaire experience.

@Frizan

You should start a blog of Morrowind adventures.

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Tick tock, @Hyperdrive. What's happening?

@Chrononaut, I assume you'll be skipping.

Edit: Updating this weekend. Three days to catch up before you two get skipped.

[Frizan]

Edit: Updating this weekend. Three days to catch up before you two get skipped.

@gcold

[Leidenschaft]

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Keepeh thy pimp hand formidable.

@Dervish

Fun (maybe) fact: Guts from Berserk is apparently based off Göts von Berlichingen.

[Dervish]

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Fun (maybe) fact: Guts from Berserk is apparently based off Göts von Berlichingen.

@Leidenschaft

I keep seeing that on Netflix and I keep meaning to watch it.

[Leidenschaft]

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I keep seeing that on Netflix and I keep meaning to watch it.

@Dervish

It's... okay. Obviously, take it at face value as what it is- an anime- and not a medieval European historical film

[Dervish]

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It's... okay. Obviously, take it at face value as what it is- an anime- and not a medieval European historical film

@Leidenschaft

You mean real life Europe wasn't full of Demons and shit?

What kind of textbooks have I been reading!?

[Leidenschaft]

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You mean real life Europe wasn't full of Demons and shit?

What kind of textbooks have I been reading!?

@Dervish

And get this...

People can't tote around swords twice the size of themselves.

[Dervish]

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And get this...

People can't tote around swords twice the size of themselves.

@Leidenschaft

No...

[Frizan]

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And get this...

People can't tote around swords twice the size of themselves.

@Leidenschaft

What the fuck? Next you're going to tell me that Dark Souls doesn't contain accurate examples of real combat, and that people can't perform gymnastic feats while wearing armor the size of a small car.

Zombie-pygmy things totally happened though. Right? I'm pretty sure Machiavelli wrote about them.

[Peik]

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And get this...

People can't tote around swords twice the size of themselves.

@Leidenschaft

Hungarian greatswords, recovered by Ottomans in either Varna or Nicopolis I think. Middle one's 270cm.

Well, they were probably used to scare people, but still.

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Fun (maybe) fact: Guts from Berserk is apparently based off Göts von Berlichingen.

@Leidenschaft

You can see the influence, at the very least in name and the cannon arm.

[ButtsnBalls]

Hungarian greatswords, recovered by Ottomans in either Varna or Nicopolis I think. Middle one's 270cm.

@Peik

Perhaps I should give some to Kamals...

...Oh wait, they have it already.

There ya go, helps you guys visualize the sheer shock of facing Kamal berserkers.

[Dervish]

Holy shit. I've never seen a vierhander Really Great sword before.