[OOC] Colonial Powers NRP

[Dedonus]

Post edited as promised.

[Winston Smith]

wow my heirs are in high demand!

[Asura]

Yer lucky Terheridon is bein' a cunt right now. :p

[The Incredible John]

Winston Smith said
wow my heirs are in high demand!

Duchess Alanna is just trying to find as many men to marry her daughters as possible.

[Sadko]

So Duchess Alanna is like our most popular pornstar now huh

[The Incredible John]

More like a desperate pimp trying tp rake in some money.
Shouldn't have said that.

[Sadko]

Well, Terheridon has no such thing as casus belli. which means, he's gonna get some infamy.

[Asura]

The Incredible John said
Duchess Alanna is just trying to find as many men to marry her daughters as possible.

I am offended you didn't go to Valm. This calls for an invasion and much pillaging.

[The Incredible John]

Asura said
I am offended you didn't go to Valm. This calls for an and much pillaging.

If you want to get your nobles married to the harlot sisters from a place where std runs rampart, be my guess.

[Sadko]

Hm, my Kamm could really need a noble gurl sometimes ;)

[Asura]

Your Kamm shares his rule with other men.

...

Maybe he does deserve an alliance girl. He'll be used to sharing thing. ;P

[Sadko]

Lmao, he's got advisors but he can dismiss them any time.

[Dedonus]

Are we really taking about trading prostitutes for alliances in this thread?

[Asura]

You're right. Instead of trading...

We'll forcibly take the sluts! WORLD WAR ONE. WORLD WAR ONE.

[Sadko]

you guys are a bunch of horny nation roleplayers lmao, seriously, let's get those posts rollin'

[Asura]

You'll very rarely find a different breed. All kings are sexual deviants, obviously.

I have nothing to post about until Aznavor or ze GM posts the next update.

[The Incredible John]

Dedonus said
Are we really taking about prostitutes for alliances in this thread?

Excuse me sir but the daughters of the duke are not just prostitutes, they're royal prostitutes.

[Dedonus]

The Incredible John said
Excuse me sir but the daughters of the duke are not just prostitutes, they're royal prostitutes.

My people would be astonished by the lack of chastity in your royal house.

[Asura]

Your people are about to be pillaged like a farm town. :p

[The Incredible John]

Dedonus said
My people would be astonished by the of chastity in your royal house.

My people don't really give a damn anymore about what happens with their lords and their aristocratic government. The church however...