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Speaking of churches, I should probably decide upon a religion. I'd make Valm atheistic if the world wasn't full of god fearing, unwashed peasants who don't take kindly to you not believin' in their gods. :p
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We could give your country a stable religion via a crusade.
Sure it might cause a bit of a mess but it would settle itself in time.
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Don't give me a reason to take those pretty ports of yours now. ;p
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You're just tempting me to support a certain Greek super city-state who might be at odds with you.
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The Incredible John said
You're just tempting me to support a certain Greek super city-state who might be at odds with you.


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Join the Church of Altaiya!
We have three factions and growing!
The Night is Dark and full of Nogaret!
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Go back to your angry peasants and concubines ye bugger.
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THE ALLIANCE MUST HELP BENNIPOLIS

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Asura I'll try and get a response to you today or tommorrow!
John to the Collab please
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Casually warmongers.
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So shall I send over a few priests to Valm to introduce the Church of Altaiya to your paganistic people?
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'Ey. I never said they WERE atheists. I'm just considering it because I'm lazy and I can't default to Christianity like real world rps. :p
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[just kidding] CRUSADE!!! [/just kidding] Oh, wait, I am already in a war. Can't win one war by starting another.

Asura said Christianity

My faction doesn't have a carbon copy religion of Christianity, we have an exact carbon copy of ancient Greek religion! <-Helios smiling upon everyone, for he SEES all.
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We're the next best thing!
We've got a good god and a bad devil like figure and we've got holy books that hold efficiency to the greatest of values and priest classes. It's great we've even got an inquisition that burns heretics at the stake!
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I feel as though Arbasses is like the innocent daughter keeping Valm out of a bar fight right now.

"Daddy, please don't hit our neighbors. It's bad for PR."
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I feel as though Arbasses is like the innocent daughter keeping Valm out of a bar fight right now."Daddy, please don't hit our neighbors. It's bad for PR."


Too true. Although by no means am I calling Arbasses a little girl...
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Hey, being adorable is good for sales. They're merchants after all.
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I feel as though Arbasses is like the innocent daughter keeping Valm out of a bar fight right now."Daddy, please don't hit our neighbors. It's bad for PR."


So is Valm a violent drunk? Also what happened to conquering the new world? and Konzia?
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Asura I'll try and get a response to you today or tommorrow!John to the Collab please


I can't man, I seriously have to get some shut eye. I'll try in about 8 to 9 hours from now. Realpy sorry
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Valm is a very violent drunk. They're conquerors, after all. :p

Idk about Konzia. They can be Valm's capitalist son. Lascaux can be the equally violent and drunken mommy coaching Valm to slug that arrogant Greek butcher from down the block in his jaw.

As for the new world... It's only a matter of time before Valm comes a knockin'

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